| Topic: Turpentine vs Holy Water | |
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| A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, Shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest Came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub It on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson." | |
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| A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, Shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest Came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub It on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."         | |
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