WHAT I WANT IN A MAN

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10.Imaginative and Romantic Lover

*Seeks romance every day and night.

REVISED LIST (AGE 40)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
3. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
4. Opens car doors, holds chairs
5. Has enough money for a nice dinner
6. Listens more than talks
7. Laughs at my jokes
9. Carries bags of groceries with ease
10. Appreciates a good home cooked meal

**. Seeks romance at least once a week

REVISED LIST (AGE 45)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner our occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

*** Seeks romance at least once a month

REVISED LIST (AGE 50)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

*seeks romance at least once every three months

REVISED LIST (AGE 60)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

..*SEEKS ROMANCE*..

busfare and a **** that works does it for me...dont need a shopping list

??? (I'm thinking...)

REVISED LIST (AGE 45)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

Humm bald is kewl but better still look good through my eyes.

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

Hummmmm if he did he better keep on driving lmao Don't stop till he
passed go! lol

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner our occasionally

Well he better expect to eat out at least once or twice a week!

4. Nods head when I'm talking

Shhhhhhhs if only he nods his head that is as bad as saying Yes Dear ya
know they are not listening to a damn thing you just said.

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

Yes humor is always a must makes life go smoothier.

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

Well if not at least help me as much as they can.

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

Ohh for sure and no ass shots either. Just because one gains weight
there is no excuse why we can not cover it up.lmao

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

Humm did not know champagne came with screw top lids but then he would
not have to worry about that not a champagne drinker.

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

Humm it is not one of my pet peeves hell I keep a light on in the bath
room and just shut it myself it I see it up lol

10. Shaves most weekends

Hummm more like will shave as needed lol

*** Seeks romance at least once a month

Honey Honey now he better be ready willing and waiting daily



So with that conclusion don't think I agree with it at all but did put
in my version lmao

@ TxsGal

Good one Txs, agree with you on that one, and also think I may start
shopping in the 30-40 range, yikes.

I'm with you, Marie!

Boy ya said that right cause that 50 and up range sucks as far as I see
it. Cause if that is how they are gonna be shhhhhhhhhhhsssss the young
ones can have them and I'll change my mind and get me a yound STUD
MUFFIN One that can hang with me. lmao Cause that 50 and up
sure is not appealing at all.lol

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