Riddle me this or riddle me that
stop eating that cake and getting so fat!

Swings by his thigh / a thing most magical!
Below the belt / beneath the folds
Of his clothes it hangs / a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout / it swivels about.

Levelling the head / of this hanging tool,
its wielder hoists his hem / above his knee;
it is his will to fill / a well-known hole
that it fits fully / when at full length

He's oft filled it before. / Now he fills it again.

Riddle me this and riddle me that
yes I am special and all about that!

I really think I know the answer to this but I don't want to ruin it so soon. So I will wait.

I appreciate it noble knight

surely it's NOT what i'm thinking

That would be something if that was the answer wouldn't it

Sounds like a zipper to me.

Very clever answer but it isn't the correct one.

A belt buckle perhaps?

Getting closer

A really creepy ass belly button?

funny! but no

I am kinda amazed no one has got this one yet, but then again I might be wrong too. The suspense is killing me.

Go ahead and splurt it out! I have many more riddles in store for everyone anyway

I could be wrong but I think it is a key.

Wow you are good with riddles. Good job!

Clever man you are