"Olivia" sent me this nice little train wreck of a note, which I
discovered in my inbox (on another site) this morning....

She claims to be from Florida....

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Hi, I m Olivia,I m new on the internet and i get look-up to this site
and i found your profile and i find so much intrest in your profile and
that is why i do my best in contacting you directly just now..I will
like to get to know you much better ,I will like you to tell me about
your self .And what you like and dislike,Tell me are you married ?And
When i receive your email ,.i will reply back to your email and Send you
my pictures and tell you much about my self too..And Do you like having
relationship with some one like me?Lets give this is a try and see the
result..Stay good Olivia******08@yahoo.com

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Yes, Olivia, I am just DRAWN to girls who make up their own rules about
punctuation and sentence structure, or lack thereof. It's that whole
"rebelliousness" thing. And, no, I am NOT married, and had you actually
READ my profile, you would have known that....

Guess I'm gonna have to pass on this one....!

I got one of those too but he was male.

But Lex, shi sems so swet!

Nus, I know, but what happens if there's ever an Apostrophe Emergency?

I mean, somebody is just s'c'r'e'w'e'd, fer shure.

Lex..I got something similar a couple weeks ago.from florida I think...
ended up she was in south africa caring for a sick mother...haha..
yeah, like I'm gonna buy into that nonesense

oh come on now Lex you might really like her.................not

Aww come on Lex. She seems like she is up your ally. Take the plunge.
OK, I wanted to show my lack of spelling and punctuation in this post,
but I just can not do it.

Totally!

It's the conjunction train wreck that has me worried.

We'll have to call in the personal pronoun police.

I decided to check out her profile (strictly for research purposes), and
by an amazing coincidence, she looks exactly like Hilary Duff. In fact,
she's even wearing the same outfit Hilary wore in "Cheaper By The
Dozen."

Maybe I was wrong about her....

Yes, but does Olivia know how to lip sync?

I think just for that alone you should get to know her Lex. She maybe
able to give us a free show! Lip sync or not!

Oh no, don't tell me Milli Vanilli is holding tryouts again?

I get a lot of those emails, an email someone sends me with their email
address or IM name- I just automatically delete.
Why would I want to chat with someone I do not know yet- I prefer to
email back and forth first.

It's their reunion tour..."Voices Off!"

I don't know, those Illinois ----> Florida ----> through Russia long
distance relationships can be a little tricky.

Of course, maybe she could tell me if Lizzie and Gordo ever actually do
get together....might be worth it....

well i keep on getting a reply from a gal that WAS on here.she said to
me that with russia not being on this site's list she is so sorry for
"lieing" to me about her where abouts on here.she first signed an email
as "kiska" then the rest have been under "katya".

What do you think? Could I mass send out my profile and maybe
scam a few? I could really use the money! Maybe a little long distance
romance on the side... Coarse I would'nt use
my Moms pic-could use one from those modeling agencys though.













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