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| Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80 | |
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Yeah "one word" can end it all..
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there can be only one...
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there can be only one... Highlander? 
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There can be only one... turd.
Isn't that right, Mahan? 
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coogity coogity coogity!!!
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There can be only one... turd. Isn't that right, Mahan? Absolutely... But don't let the piglet out of the blanket. Mum's the word. No, wait... Or was it Grease is the word?  |
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So, Joy and I went to the bar tonight and the only attention we got was some random dude telling me he liked my hair WTF lol
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Did he have garlic breath?
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Oh Myka we didn't go there for that... Had fun though and don't forget our random, guy outside behind the door asking for a cigarette....
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"I like your hair."
"You gotta cigarette?" Lame pick up lines if you ask me... |
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yeah well like I said we went there for a few drinks and Myka's friend is the bartender sooooooooooo very lame but we didn't care... LOL...
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Well, not much worse than MY pick up lines...!
Here's one; Hey gorgeous, you look kinda bipolar, can I get you a drink? 
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And that gets you in a weird situation.... lol
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Oh don't I know it...
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Sun 05/31/09 03:01 AM
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OMGarsh...
A bipolar ex of mine just Yahoo'd me for a booty call later today! It's gonna be a fantasmic Sunday... Yay! 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Sun 05/31/09 02:59 AM
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Hello MsMyka...! I have an atrocious garlic and onion breath right now... But you know what? I'm ok with that. I think I might just have to start a thread to see how many happy mingling ladies are willing to kiss a guy with GARLION (garlic/onion) breath. Yay...!  At least three days a week i slice two cloves of garlic very thin and put it on buttered toast. Then i add the tomatoes and the cheese. Yum! I assume you want a slice, rite, mahan. But if I make you some, you have to promise not to give any to maHan. |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Sun 05/31/09 04:46 AM
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Mahan:
Thank you QTB for discussing my split personality disorder with my new "sane" friends on this thread. Must I get a restraining order against you, again? MaHan: For the last time, QTB, (my favorite mingle slut) Mahan and I share the same physical body, so whatever he feeds his lard ass, he is also feeding ME. Now shut yer trap, get on yer knees and do what you do best, I've missed ya...! |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Sun 05/31/09 08:01 AM
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AND NOW, "A DUMB MOMENT" BROUGHT TO YOU BY MENTOS, THE FRESHMAKER...!
This guy must be the dumbest illegal immigrant with the dumbest fake I.D.*   *Whoever is holding that fake I.D. in that pic (most likely a Mississippi police officer) is in need of a manicure. ... |
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That was funny!
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