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a duck walked into a pharmacy and picked-up a chap-stick,then walked to the pharacist a said,"Put it on my bill"
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A duck walks into the and says, "Thay mithter, can I have a beer?" The bartender looks at the duck and says, "We don't serve ducks. Get the hell outta here before I nail your bill to the bar!"
The duck leaves hastily but returns in about 10 minutes. He approaches the bar and says to the bartender, "Thay mithter, got any nailth?" Exasperated the bartender shouts, "No we haven't got any nails!" The duck shouts back, "Then give me a F%&#ing Beer!" |
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Cute!
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