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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a strippers's butt crack? If not, you are now. Have a nice day . :) |
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LMAO! Good thing I use a debit card.
I have a thought too. If swimming makes you thin, explain whales to me.:-S |
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I just use my debit card too, and grab the bills for the cash back option.
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lol. If walmart is open 24 hours then why do they have locks on the doors?
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
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"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
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why do you park in a drive,and drive in a park
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if you call pants a pair of pants,why don't we call a bra a pair of bras
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I went to my doctor the other day for an examination...
after a while he looked at me and said "you're gonna have to stop jerking off" I said asked him "why?" He said "because im trying to give you an examination........" 
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beats swiping the atm/debit card down their butt and waiting for change
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"I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a strippers's butt crack? If not, you are now. Have a nice day . :) I'm afraid it might have been a MALE stripper! EEEEWWWWW!! |
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