i get so tired of the constant cliche's that people use in their profiles. have people just lost the ability to write something original about themselves?
i'm sick of seeing: looking for the one, looking for mr. right, looking for my soulmate..... of course you are. aren't we all? it's not like you see anybody writing "looking for someone to slap me around and cheat on me."
another one that irritates me is "i have 'x' children and they are my world/life/whatever." duh! it's not like someone's going to write "i have 'x' kids and i like to leave them home alone while i'm out whoring around." or "i have 'x' kids and i'm looking for someone to take them off my hands for me." only an idiot is not going to realize that a woman's kids will come before any man she dates. we don't need to be told this.
it's ok to let people know that you have kids, but we don't need confirmation that they are important to you. we aren't part of child services here.

i guess all i'm getting at is that i'd like to see some real substance in profiles and that people need to be more creative when talking about themselves.

ok, i'm done for now.


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Lex where are you?

I'm going to change mine right now to "I have really huge B00bs and I know how to use em". Better?

"I have 'x' kids and i like to leave them home alone while i'm out whoring around."

Mine's gonna say..."Um......what?"

I need substance

we know better. besides, i like em small and you'd lose my interest.


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Not to change the subject Drew,

But it is nice to see you again. I have missed you

Huh?

thanks, sweetie.


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I still have a hard time getting over ...

"Ask me anything you want to know. I'm pretty much an open book."

Give me a break!

Ohhhhh, but wait! That's in yours!

I could have a growth spurt anyday now. You just see if I don't.

Sorry had to fix my typo, I know Lex will be here soon.

Let it all out big guy....we got ya.....

Now, if you are done, I am off to find my knight in shining armor who knows how to treat a lady like a lady...must be generous and kind hearted and accept that he will never come before my children, pets, ex's or what ever T.V. program I am infatuated with this week.

lol. as long as you catch it on video.


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Geez thanks. That is all I get

only one person has ever taken me up on that. but it's out there.


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Man! You ARE hard to please!

Im not interested in hearing from guys that are only looking for sex

that one always annoys me. great post, glad to see someone else is bothered by cookie cutter profiles

well, i've been around. just mostly silent. didn't i read that you met somebody?


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