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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I wonder me luck." I think we're well past the point where luck enters into it. I keep reading this one with a pirate accent. |
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"Looking for someone with a LARGE vocabulary and that is not afraid to use it." Right, like I'd ever fall for THAT again. 
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"i am just ordiranary person, be honest, n humoris ,i like to cook n do gardenning, i like to help people that they need.i like to learn that i need to like my english."
Yes, exactly. |
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"I like to cook for my food this time."
Why, what happened the last time? |
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"I like reading,talking on the phone and look for a new friend. My life's goal is to screw someones life."
I KNOW I've dated you before.... |
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"life is not parfect."
Why do you say that? |
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"talking about my self, it's depend on which way you look and think about me."
Still kind of vague at this point.... |
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"My friends would probably say it's never dull around me..."
They haven't read your profile, have they? |
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"wwill fill out after you payill fill out after you paywill fill out after you pawill fill out after you payywill fill out after you paywill fill out after you paywill fill out after you pay."
You may be waiting awhile.... |
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"Not my first time trying this, but what I have learnt is that what you write in this doesnt matter. Most person just write what we think the guys might wanna hear and they turn out to be fake."
It's nice when you get to see a real breakthrough.... |
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"i'm looking for a person that is fin to hang with...
So, do ya wanna go fishin? |
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"With my personality i could make you travel for fantastics unknow places." Let's not get carried away. My last ex g/f was like that. Her personality made me want to go to Timbuktu. |
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"Writing about what you want or who you are is TRICKY - too much infomation or not enough - saying the same thing as everyone else or sounding like a somebody even I don't know!!!" You're somehow managing to overthink this without actually saying anything.... Hey now. That actually takes talent. lol |
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"I like to cook for my food this time." Why, what happened the last time? Apparently, someone else cooked for her food and it didn't work out very well...lmao |
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Fri 07/10/09 08:51 AM
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two undisclosed friends......
 gave me an idea! i'm gonna talk about poop in mine! nothing but poop! different kinds of poop, what you can doo with poop, different ways to poo, different ways to mix and paste and match..... a$$ water, a$$ liquid, and a$$ jelly with floaters, (there really is a difference!) unicycles and poop, and sucking farts out of dead seagulls, and numorous other kinds of runny things, for i'm gonna be known as the finicky farting fecalfeliac, phlaatusing and flatulating feenis a woobeedoo to spitchulating runny textures and finger painting classes complete with cow-pie soaker frisbees, catbox cannons, tubular-turd races in other people's tiny creeks during parties hiding behind the gazebos, to diarria hai lai with scoop tanks and what they think are natural casing beer brats for lunch, but hey! as i lift my legs and crawl naked across the floor like a puppy with worms!..... on white carpet....... is this a good idea or what!!!!! and to take reeely big longy's back out of the toilet in one long piece, and show people at fancy din din parties in those white knapkins they use!   (no, i haven't lost it yet, but everybody will think i have!)    i'm goona dooo this thing!!!!!the pooo man!!!! awesome idea yoo guys started!!!!   |
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Edited by
Phuque
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Fri 07/10/09 08:53 AM
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Oh my, Darkowl! After that...I will have to elect you the reigning King of Crapola...the Duke of Doody...The Earl of Hurl!!!
 I know you will serve us well...have a $hitty day my friend!!!
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Oh my, Darkowl! After that...I will have to elect you the reigning King of Crapola...the Duke of Doody...The Earl of Hurl!!! I know will serve us well...have a $hitty day my friend!!! thankya lass! i hope you're not tooo pooturdbed with this sick rendition of rocket propelled fireworks of flipping flatulance!!!   
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You know what they always say....
Once you go poo nothing else will doo (I don't know who 'they' are) |
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Am now directing Vincent, with running lights & big arrow flashers, to Fullmoon's TP thread...now go "wipe" that smile of yer face...
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"i like county music."
I have no idea what that is. |
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