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40-ish.................. 49 (still)
Adventurer.............. Has had more bed partners than you ever will Athletic................ Flat-chested Average looking......... Ugly Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin Educated................ Slept with her Professor Emotionally Secure...... Medicated Feminist................ Fat; ball buster Free spirit............. Substance user Friendship first........ Trying to live down previous reputation Fun..................... Annoying Gentle.................. Comatose Good Listener........... Turns off her hearing-aid Ht./wt. proportional.... Round Loyal................... Will use your credit card even after the separation New-Age................. Retains all body hair Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded............. Desperate Outgoing................ Loud Passionate.............. Sloppy drunk Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic Professional............ Real Witch Redhead................. Bad dye job Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat Romantic................ Looks better by candle light Social.................. Slept with all of your friends and relatives Voluptuous.............. Very Fat Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking Widow................... Nagged first husband to death Young at heart.......... Toothless crone   |
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