Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54
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Sun 08/30/09 10:45 AM
The life of a rocker. Its a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll.

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Sun 08/30/09 10:55 AM
And THAT'S if you even get there.

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Sun 08/30/09 11:00 AM
Dear diary.....my dads birthday is tomorrow and I still havent gotten him anything!!!scared shocked surprised Or even my mom anything........gawwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddddddddddddddddddddd Im going to have to run around on my supper break and buy some random grocery store item like a bag of peas!!!scared rofl and 123 lottery tickets!!slaphead

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Sun 08/30/09 11:04 AM
Yesssssssssssssssss Im totally disorganized!!!! And I still have to plan a trip to cali and vegas and and anddddddddddddddddddddddd bahhhhhhhhhhh!!!slaphead

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Sun 08/30/09 11:06 AM
I think I should really buy him a Molly Maid. His house is DISGUSTING!!!! scared Its like bachelor hell!!!scared

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Sun 08/30/09 11:09 AM

I think I should really buy him a Molly Maid. His house is DISGUSTING!!!! scared Its like bachelor hell!!!scared


Why on Earth would you rent him some stripper maids? That ain't gonna get his house any cleaner, you know?

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Sun 08/30/09 11:11 AM
I hate birthdays!!!! explode

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Sun 08/30/09 11:19 AM
Cant I just throw money at them?????drinker

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Sun 08/30/09 11:32 AM
How are you gonna throw beaver pelts?

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Sun 08/30/09 11:35 AM

How are you gonna throw beaver pelts?
There must be a way to kill you!!!explode noway pitchfork

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Sun 08/30/09 11:38 AM
Just don't try throwing beaver pelts at me, as that'd REALLY hurt.

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Sun 08/30/09 11:39 AM
YOU NEED PAIN!!!pitchfork

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Sun 08/30/09 11:41 AM
And you need some prozac. Cherry-flavored prozac, if anything.

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Sun 08/30/09 11:43 AM
i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED some more Swiss Miss hot chocolate!!!!:tongue:

<------runs to the cupboard!!!drinker

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Sun 08/30/09 11:45 AM

i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED some more Swiss Miss hot chocolate!!!!:tongue:

<------runs to the cupboard!!!drinker


With extra prozac.

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Sun 08/30/09 11:49 AM
Soooooooooo what are you buying gypsy for her birthday??? Its on sept 4!!!bigsmile drinker :banana:

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Sun 08/30/09 11:50 AM
Simple- a muzzle.

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Sun 08/30/09 11:51 AM
laugh laugh laugh

I will be expecting dozens of giftsbigsmile drinker :banana:

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Sun 08/30/09 11:54 AM
I suppose your wrapping them all now......laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 08/30/09 11:56 AM
You can only use so much wrapping paper on a muzzle, you know?