Little Red Riding Hood was skipping through the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched donw behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!"
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, now crouched behind a bush.
"My, what big ears you have", said Little Red Riding Hood.
At this, the Big Bad Wolf again leaped up, and ran away.
About a 1/4 mile down the road, Little Red Riding Hood again spots the wolf. This time he is crouched behind a rock.
"My, Mr. Wolf, what big teeth you have!", says the Little Red Riding Hood.
At this the Big Bad Wolf finally leaped up and screams, "Lady, will you knock it off? I'm trying to take a sh**!"