Topic: horoscope poem
Queene123's photo
Sun 08/30/09 01:17 PM
Aries
Today you find out you've been too blunt for too long.
Nobody wants to know, leaving you blue.
It's going to be a long boring day if I'm not wrong.
Now is that unambiguous enough for you?
Taurus
It would be to your benefit if today you went wild.
Let your hair down and what will be will be.
Today is the day when you should unleash your inner child.
Why do I bother? You never listen to me.
Gemini
You will play with your rocket kit in the park.
with which you're planning to fly to Everest.
Hower you lose sight of it at the peak of its arc
and once again you lose all interest.
Cancer
There, there. Never mind perhaps if you were to let
the world alone, it would ignore you too.
Lock yourself in the house all day with your pet
and let's see what the world will do.
Leo
You are explaining the role of gravity in astrology to a scientist
and are amazed when he has the cheek to argue.
Saying that a fat scientist standing adjacent, the fact you've missed,
would have the same pull as Pluto on you.
Virgo
Just leave it alone, okay. You finished it yesterday.
There is nothing left to be done
Oh alright. If you're only going to worry about it anyway
then you might as well have your fun.
Libra
The only two couples you know you haven't yet broken apart
have foolishly both invited you to a do.
Fortunately with your indecision you don't even know how to start
deciding which side of the fence is for you.
Scorpio
Now why should I tell you what the future has in store
when you never tell me a thing?
Well, okay, but I'm only telling you because what I saw
was your day will be entirely boring.
Sagittarius
You want some variety? Well, well, that is a novelty.
Excuse me, just stifling a yawn.
Okay you want something different. You might have difficulty
today in dealing with a capricorn.
Capricorn
Look, I've just had enough of you however much I'm paid
Just go and get drunk. For me.
And when you've done that go and get yourself laid.
You'll find Sagittarii are rather easy.
Aquarius
Walking your pet you're really looking for those that know
and will tell you how wonderful you are.
But you're startled by a UFO and in shock you release your rhino.
Oops, now wasn't that a faux pas.
Pisces
Your intuition is telling you that it was your destiny all along
to join the samaritans and today you should go.
Fortunately, given your fear of responsibility it is just plain wrong.
Your fate today is to be hit by a fleeing rhino.

redhead44613's photo
Sun 08/30/09 01:19 PM
Scorpio
Now why should I tell you what the future has in store
when you never tell me a thing?
Well, okay, but I'm only telling you because what I saw
was your day will be entirely boring



yeah... thats true.

Queene123's photo
Sun 08/30/09 01:22 PM

Scorpio
Now why should I tell you what the future has in store
when you never tell me a thing?
Well, okay, but I'm only telling you because what I saw
was your day will be entirely boring



yeah... thats true.


i didnt realize your scorpio
i am as well

njmom05's photo
Sun 08/30/09 01:30 PM
Me too, and so far my day has been boring. laugh

Queene123's photo
Sun 08/30/09 01:36 PM
geeze is every scorpio life boring today

but then its a sunday:tongue:

njmom05's photo
Sun 08/30/09 01:58 PM

geeze is every scorpio life boring today

but then its a sunday:tongue:

Yeah, Sunday's are my lazy days. I am doing a whole lotta nothing around the house. Moving furniture, replacing a toilet seat, laundry, woo hoo!

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Sun 08/30/09 02:45 PM
Gemini
You will play with your rocket kit in the park.
with which you're planning to fly to Everest.
Hower you lose sight of it at the peak of its arc
and once again you lose all interest.



"Dam it, I'm a gonna lose another rocket... grumble laugh "


Cute share {{{Queen}}} flowers

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 08/30/09 07:57 PM

Aries
Today you find out you've been too blunt for too long.
Nobody wants to know, leaving you blue.
It's going to be a long boring day if I'm not wrong.
Now is that unambiguous enough for you?
Taurus
It would be to your benefit if today you went wild.
Let your hair down and what will be will be.
Today is the day when you should unleash your inner child.
Why do I bother? You never listen to me.
Gemini
You will play with your rocket kit in the park.
with which you're planning to fly to Everest.
Hower you lose sight of it at the peak of its arc
and once again you lose all interest.
Cancer
There, there. Never mind perhaps if you were to let
the world alone, it would ignore you too.
Lock yourself in the house all day with your pet
and let's see what the world will do.
Leo
You are explaining the role of gravity in astrology to a scientist
and are amazed when he has the cheek to argue.
Saying that a fat scientist standing adjacent, the fact you've missed,
would have the same pull as Pluto on you.
Virgo
Just leave it alone, okay. You finished it yesterday.
There is nothing left to be done
Oh alright. If you're only going to worry about it anyway
then you might as well have your fun.
Libra
The only two couples you know you haven't yet broken apart
have foolishly both invited you to a do.
Fortunately with your indecision you don't even know how to start
deciding which side of the fence is for you.
Scorpio
Now why should I tell you what the future has in store
when you never tell me a thing?
Well, okay, but I'm only telling you because what I saw
was your day will be entirely boring.
Sagittarius
You want some variety? Well, well, that is a novelty.
Excuse me, just stifling a yawn.
Okay you want something different. You might have difficulty
today in dealing with a capricorn.
Capricorn
Look, I've just had enough of you however much I'm paid
Just go and get drunk. For me.
And when you've done that go and get yourself laid.
You'll find Sagittarii are rather easy.
Aquarius
Walking your pet you're really looking for those that know
and will tell you how wonderful you are.
But you're startled by a UFO and in shock you release your rhino.
Oops, now wasn't that a faux pas.
Pisces
Your intuition is telling you that it was your destiny all along
to join the samaritans and today you should go.
Fortunately, given your fear of responsibility it is just plain wrong.
Your fate today is to be hit by a fleeing rhino.

flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou

ArtGurl's photo
Sun 08/30/09 08:27 PM
Pisces
Your intuition is telling you that it was your destiny all along
to join the samaritans and today you should go.
Fortunately, given your fear of responsibility it is just plain wrong.
Your fate today is to be hit by a fleeing rhino.



I've never feared responsibility ...but fleeing rhino's on the other hand scared laugh


Cute flowerforyou

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Wed 09/02/09 08:03 PM
Oh My Goodness, Have you got this little, ol' Taurus...with Gemini tendencies pegged..on both counts... lol..Good Work!

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Wed 09/02/09 08:05 PM
I disagree with the Aries Q... I had a eventfull great day and I am ready for another..:smile:

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Wed 09/02/09 08:05 PM
I disagree with the Aries Q... I had a eventfull great day and I am ready for another..:smile:

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Thu 09/03/09 08:36 PM
Edited by friendshiponly123 on Thu 09/03/09 08:39 PM
I took the poem as a sort of description of each sign's personality tendencies, and not as today's actual horoscope..When viewed as a type of personality profile..it is a cute and witty way to describe each one..Well Done!flowerforyou