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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 56 | |
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Ohhhhhhhhh Muriel is my alter ego. She has a very dirty mind!!!!
  The pics were good but I had no idea how dusty the mirror was......they must be deleted STAT!!!  
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IM GONNA FIRE THE MAID IMMEDIATELY!!!
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Oh. Dang. Thought muriel was real. Another sensational woman older than me that would ignore me cuz I am too young.
Bwwaaahahahawwahah I have a maid. I assumed she would look like eva mendes in a french maid outfit and she would want me to bend her over my couch. Boy was I wrong. More like roseanne barr. Ocky, icky, pooey. |
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fly guts on my wall!!!!
Got another one!!!  
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Dear diary.......ok Im on another site, but I barely go on there. So I just checked my mail and 1 guy from my town wants to talk dirty
, 1 guy is attached and just wants to "chat" , another one is a serial emailer. I cant be on there 3 seconds when I get a boring email, and the other one keeps giving me his phone number. |
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh sweet!!!! My stalker emailed me again!!!
 Havent I bored him enough with my 1 liners......????
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Dear Diary;
I NEED TO GET LAID! Oh wait, there is craigslist
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Dear Diary; I NEED TO GET LAID! Oh wait, there is craigslist  
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And another email........geeeeeeeeeeez you cant be on there 2 seconds and people email you!!!
And what is all this picking me as a favourite???? For stalking purposes???
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Cloudy......why dont you just pay the $20 and get a hooker!!!
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Cloudy......why dont you just pay the $20 and get a hooker!!! NO HOOKERS IN KENTUCKY!  AND WHY ARE GUITAR LESSONS SO EXPENSIVE!?
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Edited by
Gypsy41
on
Fri 09/11/09 12:34 AM
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Ok go to the skankiest bar in kentucky.....wait till 1 hour before closing time and there is bound to be at least 1 toofless wonder just waiting for a young buck like you!!!
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No hookers in Ky?? You just gotta know where to find em!
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WEAR A CONDOM CLOUDY!!!!
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Dear diary........I have so much to say but my friends arent here to hear it so I will wait.......
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The word of the day is EPIPHANY!! Brought to you by the letter 3 and the number G!!! 
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<---World hoop Day...AGnes Water beach...99 hula hoopers hooping for 9 minutes on the 09/09/09....
so much fun!!!  
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<---World hoop Day...AGnes Water beach...99 hula hoopers hooping for 9 minutes on the 09/09/09.... so much fun!!! 
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