Two elderly nuns decide to take a two week vacation together, driving cross country in a rented RV with all the amenities including satelite tv and the internet. The cost was so high that they quickly invited friends to help with the cost. Two friends had suddenly become a group of five.
It happened that the youngest in the group was driving one night and she fell asleep at the wheel. The resulting accident killed all 5.
St Peter quickly let in 4 of that group and gave them very good rooms in HEAVEN.
When he got to that young driver he was visibly upset.
"It's all your fault that everyone got killed because you fell asleep at the wheel. I really should send you to PURGATORY for a few hundred years but I will give you one chance to enter HEAVEN.
If you can answer my question correctly, I will open the pearly gates for you and you can enter HEAVEN.
What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"
She stared at St Peter and said. "Gee, that's a hard one!"
St Peter opend the pearly gates and said, "Come on in!"