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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: At least 60. One to find a bulb, one to unscrew the old one, one to find the recycling bin, one to buy a new one, one to borrow the money to pay for it, and 56 more to try and fight off the 40 Republicans who say there’s nothing wrong with the old one. http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/366 |
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Edited by
TheresMyFriend
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Mon 09/07/09 07:16 PM
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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: At least 60. One to find a bulb, one to unscrew the old one, one to find the recycling bin, one to buy a new one, one to borrow the money to pay for it, and 56 more to try and fight off the 40 Republicans who say there’s nothing wrong with the old one. http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/366 That about sums it up!!!!!!!!    
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And don't forget to use a CFL, they last 10 times longer!
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You had better have the required MSDS's on the light bulb as well...
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This was a funny post but you forgot the part about having to deal with Glenn Beck who would say:
"Don't you see what is happening? Wake up America! Did you notice they used the code word "Change" the light bulb? This is SOCIALISM! There is nothing in the Constitution about light bulbs! Our founding Fathers did not intend for there to be light bulbs!"  
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