Little Johnny loved the dark so he always played with his toy trucks with real working headlights in the closet in the hall.
he had no idea that his mom was having an affair with his dad during the day so he was quite surprised when a man came rushing into his closet when his father came home early one day.
"It sure is dark in here," Little Johnny said has he played with his trucks.
"Yep," replied the stranger.
"Do you like baseball?" Johnny asked.
"Yeah, do you?" replied the man back, trying to make the best out of this awkward situation.
"Good. I have this baseball glove that I'll sell you then," Johnny said.
"How much?" asked the man.
"$100," he replied.
"What? I'm not paying that much for a glove. No way kid!" the stranger said outraged.
"DAAA-" Johnny started
"Ok ok fine. Here," said the man as he handed over a bill to the little boy.

The next day the same thing happened.
"It sure is dark in here," Johnny said.
"Yep, it is," said the man nervously.
"So I have this baseball to go with your new glove," Johnny said smoothly.
"How much?" the man asked.
"$50," Johnny replied.
"Damn it kid, that's-" started the man.
"DAA-" started Johnny as he was abruptly cut off by a $50 bill being thrust at him.

The next day Johnny's dad doesn't work so he asks Johnny if he wants to play some catch.
"I can't, I sold my ball and glove."
"Oh, that was nice of you to sell them to a friend without one. How much did you sell them for?" his dad asked.
"$150"
"WHAT?" his dad yelled, "you sold them to one of your friends for that much? We're going to the church right now and you're going to repent."
So Johnny and his dad go to the church and Johnny gets in the confessional booth and says "It sure is dark in here huh?"
the priest replies, "Oh no, not again you little bastard."