Previous 1
Topic: Do Jewish vampires
no photo
Thu 09/10/09 01:58 PM
avoid crosses or Stars of David?

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 01:59 PM
And how could they avoid the garlic????

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:01 PM

And how could they avoid the garlic????



There are so many questions with no good answers.

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:03 PM
At least they are are in touch with the Holy days starting at sunset the night before.

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:13 PM
Should the blood be kosher?

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:16 PM

Should the blood be kosher?


It can't be Kosher!!!!!!!!

Blood must be removed from meat before it its eaten.

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:18 PM

Should the blood be kosher?




Hmmmmmm.... think Probably not. I'm thinking there is no way to make human blood kosher.

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:20 PM


Should the blood be kosher?


It can't be Kosher!!!!!!!!

Blood must be removed from meat before it its eaten.



Why do you think I asked? Quite the quandry for a Jewish Vampire, eh?

FETTS61's photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:21 PM
what if a Mohel was a vampire......

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:22 PM



Should the blood be kosher?


It can't be Kosher!!!!!!!!

Blood must be removed from meat before it its eaten.



Why do you think I asked? Quite the quandry for a Jewish Vampire, eh?


They are the Double Dammed for all Eternity.

Do they 'sparkle'?

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:26 PM




Should the blood be kosher?


It can't be Kosher!!!!!!!!

Blood must be removed from meat before it its eaten.



Why do you think I asked? Quite the quandry for a Jewish Vampire, eh?


They are the Double Dammed for all Eternity.

Do they 'sparkle'?



Perhaps we should make it Jewish Werewolves instead?

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:27 PM

what if a Mohel was a vampire......


Shaky the Mohel........laugh laugh laugh

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:43 PM

avoid crosses or Stars of David?



your answer (see what hangs in his neck):




no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:54 PM


avoid crosses or Stars of David?



your answer (see what hangs in his neck):







But is Dracula Jewish?

tngxl65's photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:57 PM

But is Dracula Jewish?


I heard Dracula is on the panel of a secret global bank that controls all the money in the world.

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:58 PM



avoid crosses or Stars of David?



your answer (see what hangs in his neck):







But is Dracula Jewish?


Nope! the star of david has more meaning, than just Jewish religion. In Dracula's neck in that movie (Bela Lugosi) there wasn't even Israel (as a state) at that time (1920-30s).

In the supertition (including vampires and ghouls), the hexagon amulett is a protective talisman and has nothing to do with Jewish religion.

no photo
Thu 09/10/09 02:59 PM




avoid crosses or Stars of David?



your answer (see what hangs in his neck):







But is Dracula Jewish?


Nope! the star of david has more meaning, than just Jewish religion. In Dracula's neck in that movie (Bela Lugosi) there wasn't even Israel (as a state) at that time (1920-30s).

In the supertition (including vampires and ghouls), the hexagon amulett is a protective talisman and has nothing to do with Jewish religion.



Yes, this is all true, but you did not answer the question!!! laugh

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 09/10/09 03:02 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Thu 09/10/09 03:05 PM





avoid crosses or Stars of David?



your answer (see what hangs in his neck):







But is Dracula Jewish?


Nope! the star of david has more meaning, than just Jewish religion. In Dracula's neck in that movie (Bela Lugosi) there wasn't even Israel (as a state) at that time (1920-30s).

In the supertition (including vampires and ghouls), the hexagon amulett is a protective talisman and has nothing to do with Jewish religion.



Yes, this is all true, but you did not answer the question!!! laugh


Well according to the novel by Bram Stroker (Dracula), he is Vlad Tepes (re-awakened from the grave), the Vallachian prince who protected the Eastern border against Turkish invaders in the 15th century. He was heavily religious (Christian) so I there is no question Dracula could not have been Jewish.

edit:

The only thing true from the story is the existance of Vlad Tepes II.(The "impaler") really existed.

elwoodsully's photo
Thu 09/10/09 03:09 PM
Would an athiest hold a cross up to a vampire to protect themselves, or just die disbelieving?

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 09/10/09 04:58 PM

Would an athiest hold a cross up to a vampire to protect themselves, or just die disbelieving?


rofl

I dunno, maybe atheist are deserved to die (by the vampires) not getting any protection from he cross due to their denouncing christian beliefs.

Previous 1