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I'm bored, so I thought I'd start game I've seen in other forums called "Twisted Wishes". Each poster begins their post by explaining how the previous wish was granted, but with undesirable consequences then posts their own wish. For example:
1. I wish I were shorter 2. Your wish is granted. Your legs fall off. I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting things! 3. Your wish is granted. Your memory is completely erased, so there isn't anything more you can forget. I wish I had more hair. 4. Granted, but it is all growing on the bottom of your feet. Does that make sense? Good. I'll start. I wish I didn't get so much spam email. |
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Your wish is granted..but now you'll get no emails from any men, ever!
I wish I could move to a new state. |
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Your wish is granted. Your moving to Alaska to become a ice maker.
I wish my husband wasnt cheating on me. |
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Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Sat 09/12/09 12:01 PM
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Granted. Now he's not cheating, he is merely wearing a hockey mask and chasing you around with a chainsaw.
I wish I could move to the Magic Kingdom. |
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granted...you now live at magic kingdom and you will wear an elf outfit everyday, have kids climbing all over you and get payed minimum wage.
I wish I could take a vacation to a tropical island and have a little hottie feed me grapes and bring me drinks with mini umbrellas in them. |
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your wish is granted....you tropical island is called devil's hole..........your little hottie is the devil's spawn........your drinks have umbrellas in them but what you didn't know is that you are the sacrifical lamb to be thrown in the lava pit at the end of the week
I wish I had more time for my friends and the bf |
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job!
I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. |
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Edited by
plk1966
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Sat 09/12/09 01:08 PM
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery   your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE ARE MINTS  
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE ARE MINTS HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE ARE MINTS HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I wish I had a fennec fox for a pet. |
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE AREN'T MINTS HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! |
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE AREN'T MINTS HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Did I miss something? I dont see any Patti heiroglyphics in your last post!
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No I was fixing my typo
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 what happened here.... 
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what happened here.... It's Patti's fault! I wish Patti wanted to play Twisted Wishes... |
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