It was nearly 6pm and George was worried why was his wife so late. Here it was Sunday and he had washed his car and her mini-van and was just getting ready to watch the football game on tv. He thought that it doesn't take that long for 4 lady golfers to play one round of golf.
Well his wife walked into the living room just when he was getting comfortable and soon she was telling him what happened.
"We were there early enough for our 8am tee time but at the last minute Helen called and said she couldn't make it. We found a young lady, Sandy, and asked her to join us so that we could make our tee off time. But we had bad luck because Sandy was stung by a bee and we had to rush her to the hospitol because she developed anaphylactic shock. Then we stayed with her all day because her husband was out of town. We wanted to see that she would be all right. Sandy is just a beginner and she thought that the three of us could help her golf game improve. We didn't expect her to get stung by a bee between the first and second holes!"
George quickly replied-----"I realize that Sandy is a beginner. The next time you see her, tell her to narrow her stance a little and she won't get stung there anymore."

It was nearly 6pm and George was worried why was his wife so late. Here it was Sunday and he had washed his car and her mini-van and was just getting ready to watch the football game on tv. He thought that it doesn't take that long for 4 lady golfers to play one round of golf.
Well his wife walked into the living room just when he was getting comfortable and soon she was telling him what happened.
"We were there early enough for our 8am tee time but at the last minute Helen called and said she couldn't make it. We found a young lady, Sandy, and asked her to join us so that we could make our tee off time. But we had bad luck because Sandy was stung by a bee and we had to rush her to the hospitol because she developed anaphylactic shock. Then we stayed with her all day because her husband was out of town. We wanted to see that she would be all right. Sandy is just a beginner and she thought that the three of us could help her golf game improve. We didn't expect her to get stung by a bee between the first and second holes!"
George quickly replied-----"I realize that Sandy is a beginner. The next time you see her, tell her to narrow her stance a little and she won't get stung there anymore."