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write me a poem just a verse a line or two
come on you can do it just put your heart in to it |
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Mary had a little lamb
Freddy had a pup Ronny had an alligator and ate the others up... |
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Lisa, Lisa
Pretty as hell Stands there singing while ringing her bell |
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I got up today
and on a whim put on my flippers and went for a swim |
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Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to... Hello Operator, give me number 9... And if you disconnect me, I will chop off your.... Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass. Miss Lucy sat upon it and she broke her little.... Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.... Damn, I forgot the rest...... 
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woses r wed
viwits r boo I'll never be a poet how about you... 
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I climbed up the stairway
And saw a big bug I decided to feed it To my sweet little pug. |
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Roses are red
Candy is sour In an hour and a half Meet me in the shower. 
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I love you in your morning dress
I love you in your nightie But when the moonlight flits Across your t1ts Oh goodness grief almighty 
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Sometimes you get horny
Sometimes you get sick but if you stay between both You may get some D**K....LMAO |
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jessyjessy little miss tuffit sat on her
muffit wondering what clothes to wear to the ball when it was time to she still didnt know so off to the ball she went bare |
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you are the cream in my coffe
the sweet of my heart but i love you because you like my fart |
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Do bares have balls?
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I think 50% of bears do.
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that was funny
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roses are red
violets are blue I'm naked in bed waiting for you.
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Oh...
Listen my children and you shall hear Of the midnite ride of Paul Revere He sprang from his bedroom and into the hall Missed the toilet and sprayed the wall! |
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boys clothes are blue
girls clothes are pink i know that was you cause that fart was stink |
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Lisa thinks
We can make her laugh But instead of looking in the mirror She crossed our paths.
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