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Topic: Jailhouse recipes
earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 10/25/09 08:11 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 10/25/09 08:12 PM


I wasn't ever in jail but someone I knew was because I remember a jailhouse recipe called "shi* on a shingle" where they would mush up green peas and put it on bread or crackers and heat it up any way possble. My brother actually ate this occasionally over toast. sick


SOS or as u referred to it by its full name is not peas on crackers. it's chipped beef in gravy on toast. similar but completely unlike biscuits n gravy. SOS gravy is kinda thin. biscuits n gravy gravy is thick like pudding.




MMmm yeah, its actually one of my favorite foods, just simple awesome, yummy comfort food. I add garlic to mine, and use ground beef always. I make my S.O.S gravy thick.


I used to beg my mom for this when I was a little kid.

skanktricil's photo
Sun 10/25/09 08:21 PM



I wasn't ever in jail but someone I knew was because I remember a jailhouse recipe called "shi* on a shingle" where they would mush up green peas and put it on bread or crackers and heat it up any way possble. My brother actually ate this occasionally over toast. sick


SOS or as u referred to it by its full name is not peas on crackers. it's chipped beef in gravy on toast. similar but completely unlike biscuits n gravy. SOS gravy is kinda thin. biscuits n gravy gravy is thick like pudding.




MMmm yeah, its actually one of my favorite foods, just simple awesome, yummy comfort food. I add garlic to mine, and use ground beef always. I make my S.O.S gravy thick.


I used to beg my mom for this when I was a little kid.


oh man, i haven't had it in AGES!! first time i was served SOS was probably when i was deployed overseas to Okinawa. i don't remember eating when i was stationed in hawaii. but whatever. now i'm HUNGRY!! damnit i want some LJS or talko belly!

earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 10/25/09 09:03 PM




I wasn't ever in jail but someone I knew was because I remember a jailhouse recipe called "shi* on a shingle" where they would mush up green peas and put it on bread or crackers and heat it up any way possble. My brother actually ate this occasionally over toast. sick


SOS or as u referred to it by its full name is not peas on crackers. it's chipped beef in gravy on toast. similar but completely unlike biscuits n gravy. SOS gravy is kinda thin. biscuits n gravy gravy is thick like pudding.




MMmm yeah, its actually one of my favorite foods, just simple awesome, yummy comfort food. I add garlic to mine, and use ground beef always. I make my S.O.S gravy thick.


I used to beg my mom for this when I was a little kid.


oh man, i haven't had it in AGES!! first time i was served SOS was probably when i was deployed overseas to Okinawa. i don't remember eating when i was stationed in hawaii. but whatever. now i'm HUNGRY!! damnit i want some LJS or talko belly!



LOL.. easy there.. I want to tell you the same thing I tell myself when I want to eat that junk...

Imagine yourself taking off your clothes in front on a new, reallyyyyy sexy lover.... *squints eyes*

Ya feel me?

Dont do it! LOL

Dennys has a nice grilled chicken salad, and you might even be able to have them make it with romaine.

I say that, because thats whats also open this time of night.

skanktricil's photo
Sun 10/25/09 09:41 PM

LOL.. easy there.. I want to tell you the same thing I tell myself when I want to eat that junk...

Imagine yourself taking off your clothes in front on a new, reallyyyyy sexy lover.... *squints eyes*

Ya feel me?

Dont do it! LOL

Dennys has a nice grilled chicken salad, and you might even be able to have them make it with romaine.

I say that, because thats whats also open this time of night.


well i have no money so i can't afford to eat any of that stuff. it's just a craving. i only just ate something now after not eating all day. some beans n rice, crust of old dried up french bread with a slice of american cheese and a few thin slices of pastrami. think i'm gonna make some sweet tea tho. haven't had anything to drink besides water and i want something sweet. I LOVE SUGAR!! oh yeah, and i like gettin clever with ramen jailhouse style. spam and ramen are some of the most indispensable modern gastronomical masterpieces of our time.

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 10/26/09 03:59 AM


LOL.. easy there.. I want to tell you the same thing I tell myself when I want to eat that junk...

Imagine yourself taking off your clothes in front on a new, reallyyyyy sexy lover.... *squints eyes*

Ya feel me?

Dont do it! LOL

Dennys has a nice grilled chicken salad, and you might even be able to have them make it with romaine.

I say that, because thats whats also open this time of night.


well i have no money so i can't afford to eat any of that stuff. it's just a craving. i only just ate something now after not eating all day. some beans n rice, crust of old dried up french bread with a slice of american cheese and a few thin slices of pastrami. think i'm gonna make some sweet tea tho. haven't had anything to drink besides water and i want something sweet. I LOVE SUGAR!! oh yeah, and i like gettin clever with ramen jailhouse style. spam and ramen are some of the most indispensable modern gastronomical masterpieces of our time.



Hee well, the Hawaiians LOVE spam! They eat more spam there than anyone, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Wed 10/28/09 02:56 AM

Hee well, the Hawaiians LOVE spam! They eat more spam there than anyone, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


yes well, i was stationed in Hawaii for a bit. Kaneohe Bay, Oahu - Hawaii. and so very apropos in this thread, i was also at Ford Island, Pearl Harbor for 25 days and i could see the USS Arizona memorial from my cell, but when i was in the brig we didn't make commissary, we jes got fed in the mess hall 3 times a day. real good food tho. tha's one thing for sure, the navy feeds their marines and sailors well. and oddest thing i couldn't quite figure out, there was an air force airman in the naval brig with us. weird. i didn't ask what he was doin there, i jes always wondered about it. was also locked up right along side 4 guys who murdered a marine. they were waiting to catch chain to leavenworth. i think tha's the only time i can remember being around someone who was locked up for murder. when i did my state penitentiary time, closest i came to murderers were drunk drivers convicted of manslaughter. horrible horrible thing. and some of 'em were the twerpiest skinny lookin bastards u could imagine. can't imagine how they can wake up and go about the rest of their lives the way they seemed to knowing that their stupid choice to drive home while drunk resulted in the death of another person. i don't think i could live with myself if i were responsible for someone else's life because of my careless, thoughtless, negligent action or the like. horrible! i think that's worse than actually murdering someone even. because at least a murderer had a motivation to kill. the person who commits vehicular manslaughter it's as if "ooops, my mistake. sorry..." and nothing they say can sound any less trite and hollow. STUPIDS!! i jes always think of this one guy that i met who was locked up for that very thing. i just see his sorry pathetic scrawny nerdy twerpy self and i remember how he acted and i can't believe for one second that the lives he affected even register properly with him, he just seemed like some weasel to me or something. .... sciawwy 'bout my rant, i went off topic... i sciawwy, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

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