A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is
wearing a Washington Redskins jersey, helmet, and is festooned with
Redskins pom poms. The bartender says,
“Hey, no pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The guy begs him. “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans. The TV is
broken, and this is the only place around here where we can see the
game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him, that
he, and the dog will be thrown out if they cause any trouble, the
bartender relents, and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the
game.
The game begins with the Redskins receiving the kick off.
They march downfield, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field
goal. With that, the dog jumps on the bar, giving a high five to all the
other customers seated at the bar.
The bartender says,
“Wow! That’s the most amazing thing I have ever seen. What does the dog
do if they score a touchdown?”
The dog owner replies.
“I don’t know, I’ve only had him for four years.”