what is your name?

Jason

Last name?

Miskofski

do you have a middle?

Lee

Do you love your name?

it's okay

What could be better?

Ricky Rockher

(laughing out loud)

Why that name?

its my fake porn name.
It just seems way more
cooler.

I know what you mean.
So what do you do for
a living?

I live.

Seriously?

Yes. I am trying to survive.

How?

on hope and green tea.

What do you hope you will
get out of green tea?

a longer life.

pardon me for saying this
but you seem a bit off.
can you give me 5 words
that describe your personality?

I am an introvert extrovert.

Interesting! I am just the opposite.

I thought this interview was about me?

It is.

It is all about you.

So Jason, what do you do for work?

I knew you were going to ask me that.
Let me get back to you on that. I am
working on that right now.

You are working on work? Sounds contradictive.

At the moment it is.

Nice dodge. So, do you have any kids?

No I do not. My ex was a broken stove.

how so?

every time I tried to turn her on
she would make this tick talk ticking
noise and that was her way of complaining,
Not tonight hun.

damn pilot light.

Wow. Sounds like an unhealthy marriage.

You think?

I think you need a better woman.
are you single?

Does Kobe carry the Lakers?

Well Jason. It was not as odd as I
thought it could be interviewing you.

maybe we can do this again another time.

Perhaps.

thank you

NO, thank You