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Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued." |
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Yo momma so fat that when she walk's across the living room,the radio skips
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Yo momma so fat that when she walk's across the living room,the radio skips 
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Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her,your ears pop
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Back when Beepers were umm used.. I used to snap, your Mommas so fat, she uses a refridgerator as a beeper. lol
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Your mommas thighs are so big....
It smells like burning bacon when she walks by... |
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Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
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LOL
ya'll are tooooo silly. |
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Edited by
redhead44613
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Sat 11/21/09 06:23 PM
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yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in school
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections OH MY GOD!!! You are my hero!!!! 
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections OH MY GOD!!! You are my hero!!!!
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Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
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Your momma's so fat when she laughs there's an earthquake
Ok...how'd i do ??? |
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Your momma's so fat when she laughs there's an earthquake Ok...how'd i do ??? Your cute!!! YOU WIN!!! 
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Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Your momma's so fat the back of her dress says goodyear...
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