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| Topic: A Farmer, Osama Bin Laden and a Squaddie | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 11/26/09 05:10 AM
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Three men - an American farmer, Osama bin Laden and an English soldier are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish. Which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.. The American says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in America was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land..' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The squaddie says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The squaddie sits down, cracks a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'   
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