come on in smoke away have fun with good ppl

Kind of confused.....

is this supposed to be a Conga Room where we all get drunk as s**t form a line, grab @ss and dance the night away.

Or a Ganja room to spark a spliff while awaiting the onset of the munchies while discussing the true nature of the universe just before short term memory loss makes me forget what the hell I was saying?

drink smoke and have fun

Right on. Coincidentally, it is 420 (for me)....you will have to wait till later for me to break out the hat with the fruit on it for the conga line dance.

In the mean time.......as my idol once said in song....

"Excuse me while I light my spliff....
Oh Lord, I got to take a lift"

I that it was Konga????? Whatever...let's form a line so I can start squeezing azzez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been having one of those Mondays too Matt. Whether it be conga or ganga I guess whatever relieves your stress.

To be honest I wish I had some , it sucks being dry

FROM ME TO U HEHE

POT AEROBICS CLASS

Roll it. Light it.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Control your cough.
Big happy smiles, boys!
Hold your tummies in.
OK, all together now...
Breathe deep.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Stop that cough.
Big smiles. Be happy, boys!
Release that tension.
Now you've done it!
You're stoned -- on dope.
OK, let's take it from the top.
Chests out. Tummies in.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one!

WORDS TO LIVE BY


The morning is nigh
Its time to get high
Last time tonight
Sleep will come with no fight
Load the green in this blunt
Please don't make it a runt

What is so wrong with Mary Jay?
Is it so bad to feel like a sun ray?
All nice and feelin' fine and dandy
Takes away worry; makes me hunger candy
They say its a drug thats bad
If you believe that, you've been had

Was that blunt hit by a blight?
If we're gonna get high, lets do this right!
Heres my green, continue to roll
After we're done, we'll smoke my bowl
Tie it off, damn that is big
Its really in nice fig

Socially alcohol is okay
Although it makes people pass away
But marijuana is a "killer" drug
But it causes no graves to be dug
Cigarettes kill thousands of users
Even when they're not abusers

What you may have heard is slanted
Because this "drug", was actually planted
Unlike cigarettes, it contains no chem
All natural baby, tell that to the rest of them.

If everyone smoked a blunt the world would be a better place.

I'm just here to loot the place & make out with women

The Koala and the Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says:


"Hey Koala, what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint.
Come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up, sits next to the koala
and they enjoy a large doobie.




After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry
and he is going to get a drink from the river.



But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.


A crocodile sees this, swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"




The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to see this, and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, with yet another joint.


He looks up and says "Hey you!"





The koala looks down at him and says...



"Fu-u-u-u-c-c-k, Dude.......
How much water did you drink?

:-)