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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 01/03/10 05:14 AM
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George was a thoughtful husband.
He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat, watching his wife turning back and forth looking at herself in the mirror. "Rita," he said, "What would you like for your birthday?" His wife continued to look at herself and said, "I'd like to be six again." George knew just what to do. On the big day, he got up early and made his wife a bowl of Fruit Loops. Then he took her to an amusement park where they rode all the rides. Five hours later, Rita's stomach felt upside down and her head was reeling. Never the less, George took her to McDonald's and bought her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Next, it was a movie with popcorn, soda and her favorite candy. Rita wobbled into the house that evening and flopped on the bed. George asked her: "Well, Dear, what was it like to be six again?" Rita looked up at him. Her expression changed from one of digestive distress to one of alarm. She said: "To be six again?! I meant my dress size!"   
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