> Drafting Guys Over
> 60
>
>

> > New
> Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
> >
>
> > I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too
> old to track down
> terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've
> got the whole thing ***-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off
> to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to
> join a military unit until you're at least 35.
> >
> > For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds
> think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a
> couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds
> per day to concentrate on the enemy.
> >
> > Young guys haven't lived long enough
> to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.
> 'My back hurts! I
> can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting
> us kill some ******* that desperately deserves it will make us feel
> better and shut us up for awhile.
> >
> > An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up
> before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell.
> Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already
> up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-*****.
> >
> > > If
> captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put
> them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real
> brainteaser.
> >
>
> > Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're
> used to getting screamed
> and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an
> appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to
> get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
> >
> > They could lighten up on
> the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and never saw a
> single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do
> any pushups after completing basic training.
> >
> > Actually, the running part is kind
> of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
> >
>
> > An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him.
> He's still learning to
> shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't
> figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the
> back of his head.
> >
> > These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home
> to
> learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's
> way.
> >
>
> > Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward
> terrorists. The
> last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off
> old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their
> best years are already behind them.
> >
> > HEY!! How about recruiting Women over
> 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??
> >
> >
> >
> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol.
> They'll have it secured the first night!
> >

very true!

ain't it the truth!