Topic: The Koala Bear, Lizard and the Crocodile
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Tue 03/09/10 03:00 AM
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said
"Hey koala what are you doing?"
The koala said
Smokin' a joint, and just hangin out. Come up and have some."
The little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints
After a while the little lizard said his mouth was dry and he was going to get a drink from the river
The little lizard was so stoned that when he leaned over he fell into the river
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side
Then he asked the little lizard ,
"Whats the matter with you??"
The little Lizard explained To the Crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree smoking a joint but got too stoned and fell into the river when he was wanting to take a drink.
The Crocodile said that he had to check this out and went into the rain forest , found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.
The Crocodile looked up and said
"HEY YOU!"
The koala looked down and said
"Shitttttttttttttttttttt Dude
How much Fookin water did you drink!"

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