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I don't know about that Ed. Tessa seems smarter than the average interviewer. Do you need references?
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![]() ![]() ![]() Hey you two, maybe you should get a room. (can I watch?? ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Hey you two, maybe you should get a room. (can I watch?? ![]() ![]() |
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My ex left me with 10 screaming kids, ![]() ![]() Disclaimer: All applicants will be required to hand over their wallet & credit cards to complete the application process.... ![]() Hello ![]() ![]() ![]() I`m sending you my application for the above job opening. ![]() First of all if you think you are a little over the hill at 43. Let me introduce you to way past over the hill at the other side of it. I`m 58 and a glutton for punishment. 10 kids still at home. No problem. I`m very entertaining to kids, especially when I`ve got a good case of flatulence. Kids just love it when you rip a good string of farts. ![]() I also can cook. If you check out my profile, you can see just how good my cooking is. Just by looking at my chubby self, you can see that I take really good care of myself. ![]() ![]() ![]() You are more than welcome to my empty wallet and my overstretched credit cards. I certainly hope that you don`t do a credit check, seeing as my credit report isn`t up to par. ![]() I certainly hope that you consider me for the job opening. ![]() If I don`t get an interview, I understand. You can use the line that I have been hearing lately. We considered hiring you, but we went a different direction away from you and the job position has been filled. ![]() ![]() ![]() Hopefully I can at least get a job interview so I can write this down in my unemployment book as looking for work. ![]() Hope you have a great day. Hope to be hearing from you. ![]() Thanks again.......Ed aka. rara777. Dang, Tessa, I think your search is over! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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My ex left me with 10 screaming kids, ![]() ![]() Disclaimer: All applicants will be required to hand over their wallet & credit cards to complete the application process.... ![]() Hello ![]() ![]() ![]() I`m sending you my application for the above job opening. ![]() First of all if you think you are a little over the hill at 43. Let me introduce you to way past over the hill at the other side of it. I`m 58 and a glutton for punishment. 10 kids still at home. No problem. I`m very entertaining to kids, especially when I`ve got a good case of flatulence. Kids just love it when you rip a good string of farts. ![]() I also can cook. If you check out my profile, you can see just how good my cooking is. Just by looking at my chubby self, you can see that I take really good care of myself. ![]() ![]() ![]() You are more than welcome to my empty wallet and my overstretched credit cards. I certainly hope that you don`t do a credit check, seeing as my credit report isn`t up to par. ![]() I certainly hope that you consider me for the job opening. ![]() If I don`t get an interview, I understand. You can use the line that I have been hearing lately. We considered hiring you, but we went a different direction away from you and the job position has been filled. ![]() ![]() ![]() Hopefully I can at least get a job interview so I can write this down in my unemployment book as looking for work. ![]() Hope you have a great day. Hope to be hearing from you. ![]() Thanks again.......Ed aka. rara777. Dang, Tessa, I think your search is over! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!!
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!! ![]() ![]() Tessa, you may wish to reconsider. Ed will certainly make sure you aren't taking any naps, if you know what I mean.... ![]() ![]() |
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!! ![]() ![]() Tessa, you may wish to reconsider. Ed will certainly make sure you aren't taking any naps, if you know what I mean.... ![]() ![]() Well, then...why didn't he put that on his resume? ![]() |
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"Deep" consideration! Ba-ha!!!!!
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women rock!
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women rock! Hey, Griffin! How's it hangin'? ![]() |
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous)
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!! ![]() ![]() Tessa, you may wish to reconsider. Ed will certainly make sure you aren't taking any naps, if you know what I mean.... ![]() ![]() Well, then...why didn't he put that on his resume? ![]() Do you always include ALL of the details in a resume? ![]() Don`t you want the interviewer to discover something that they don`t know about you in the resume? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16? ![]() ![]() |
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16? ![]() ![]() four times... LOL that would choke her! |
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16? ![]() ![]() four times... LOL that would choke her! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Tessa02
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Fri 03/19/10 07:53 PM
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16? ![]() ![]() four times... LOL that would choke her! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OMG!! I could go four times but I want to live through it, k? ![]() Well, I'm down to two last applicants & I can't decide which one! Can I have you both? |
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