Topic: Why can't I find a girl?
FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:02 PM


Do what I do and bury them under the stoop...they can't leave that way...


Yeah, but I've been with enough stoop-id ones already....




I have extra duct tape for those...

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Wed 03/24/10 04:05 PM


Do what I do and bury them under the stoop...they can't leave that way...


Yeah, but I've been with enough stoop-id ones already....




They should have a MENSA dating circle, then you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:

msmyka's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:24 PM

They should have a MENSA dating circle, then you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:


I haven't tested for Mensa yet, although my IQ is high enough to get in. Regardless they make you take their test. I really dont think I would have much in common with mensa people who prattle on and on about scholarly topics all day (I think just to show how "smart" they are). I'm more into booze and tattoos :wink:


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Wed 03/24/10 04:25 PM
My brother's ex mother-in-law is a member of MENSA. She's...interesting.

skydancingA's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:26 PM


They should have a MENSA dating circle, then
you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:

I haven't tested for Mensa yet, although my IQ
is high enough to get in. Regardless they make
you take their test. I really dont think I
would have much in common with mensa people who
prattle on and on about scholarly topics all day
(I think just to show how "smart" they are).
I'm more into booze and tattoos :wink:

I am sooo liking you :-)

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Wed 03/24/10 04:26 PM



Do what I do and bury them under the stoop...they can't leave that way...


Yeah, but I've been with enough stoop-id ones already....




They should have a MENSA dating circle, then you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:


Smart is one thing, but are they CYNICAL enough? That's where the attraction comes from!


Gossipmpm's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:27 PM
I'm soooo not MENSA material!!!!! Hahaha:heart:

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Wed 03/24/10 04:31 PM




Do what I do and bury them under the stoop...they can't leave that way...


Yeah, but I've been with enough stoop-id ones already....




They should have a MENSA dating circle, then you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:


Smart is one thing, but are they CYNICAL enough? That's where the attraction comes from!




I'm not sure, the only geniuses I've ever known were a cheerful lot.....laugh

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Wed 03/24/10 04:36 PM





Do what I do and bury them under the stoop...they can't leave that way...


Yeah, but I've been with enough stoop-id ones already....




They should have a MENSA dating circle, then you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:


Smart is one thing, but are they CYNICAL enough? That's where the attraction comes from!




I'm not sure, the only geniuses I've ever known were a cheerful lot.....laugh


It's a trick, anybody THAT smart would have no reason to be cheerful....!!


msmyka's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:38 PM

It's a trick, anybody THAT smart would have no reason to be cheerful....!!




I concur

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Wed 03/24/10 04:39 PM
I'd love to be that smart. I've been just that dumb, so being just that smart would be sooooo awesome!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Wed 03/24/10 04:41 PM

I'd love to be that smart. I've been just that dumb, so being just that smart would be sooooo awesome!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


There's a downside. Every time someone wants to know how to spell "pachycephalosaurus," who do you think they ask? That's right. Like I haven't got anything else to do. Well, OK, I don't, but that's not the point.


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Wed 03/24/10 04:43 PM
laugh That's when it's time to be evil- spell it wrong out of spite and then dare them to correct you! See, if I was brilliant, I'd have fun with it.smokin

s1owhand's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:48 PM

Well, hello everyone.
What am I doing wrong? I know i work a lot (15-16 hrs a day), but that is what pays the bills. I have, and will treat my girl like a princess/godess. WHY CAN'T I MEET ANYONE!!! I think it is because I am a recluse... I work then I sleep, then I work (well u get it) Anyone out there that has advise for an overworked man w/o a plan?


check your search criteria. i think you may have it set wrong.
or change your career to "knitting instructor"?

laugh

LouLou2's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:53 PM




Do what I do and bury them under the stoop...they can't leave that way...


Yeah, but I've been with enough stoop-id ones already....




They should have a MENSA dating circle, then you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:


Smart is one thing, but are they CYNICAL enough? That's where the attraction comes from!




Stop that, Lex. I'm working on a mathematical improba...er...no, wait...impossibility here. Don't make it any more difficult, please!

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Wed 03/24/10 04:54 PM





Do what I do and bury them under the stoop...they can't leave that way...


Yeah, but I've been with enough stoop-id ones already....




They should have a MENSA dating circle, then you could glean from a selection of your peers.:wink:


Smart is one thing, but are they CYNICAL enough? That's where the attraction comes from!




Stop that, Lex. I'm working on a mathematical improba...er...no, wait...impossibility here. Don't make it any more difficult, please!


Reverse psychology, ya know. If that doesn't work, then it's subliminal messaging.

s1owhand's photo
Wed 03/24/10 04:57 PM
mutual match has found just the girl for you! just guess
the right pic!

Duffy's photo
Wed 03/24/10 06:07 PM
i personally think u r lying 2 all of us.tears

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Wed 03/24/10 07:24 PM
I find girls but it seems theyre all the wrong ones only out 4 their own gain and everythings a game whats up wit that

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Wed 03/24/10 07:26 PM

:tongue: join a dating site:tongue:
laugh THAT WAS GOOD,,,,,,drinker laugh laugh