Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend
pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all
nuts. You'll get lost and never come back." But, the lunatics wouldn't
relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says "OK! If you can
answer a simple question I'll sign the pass." He turns to the first
lunatic and says "What's three times three?" The lunatic starts counting
on his fingers "3, 7, 19, 38?. Is it 128?" The doctor shakes his head
and turns to the next lunatic: "What's three times three?" The lunatic
immediately shouts "WEDNESDAY!" The doctor, beginning to get disgusted
turns to the last lunatic: What's three times three?" The lunatic thinks
for a moment and then asks for a pencil and a piece of paper. That
provided, she writes for some time furiously, and finally looks up and
says "Nine." The doctor is amazed, but true to his word he begins
filling out the pass. As he's writing he says "This is incredible,
you've always been thoroughly insane. How'd you do it?" The lunatic
responds, "Oh, it was easy I divided 128 by Wednesday!"

ha ha ha ha ha ha

NOW I know how the US government creates its foreign policies!



Oceans

funny

LOL, hahahahah
:)

That is one of the best jokes I have heard in quite a while.

LMAO