Topic: Getting Old Has Its Drawbacks.
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Sat 06/05/10 09:03 AM
It Sucks to Get Old

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical examination
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied,
"Yep. None of us could get the jar open!"

slaphead bigsmile :banana:

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Sat 06/05/10 09:42 AM
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Sat 06/05/10 10:12 AM
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Sun 06/06/10 05:45 AM
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Sun 06/06/10 05:18 PM
Old age is no place for sissieslaugh

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Sun 06/06/10 11:48 PM
drinker right on...lmaoooooooo

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Mon 06/07/10 06:38 AM
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Mon 06/07/10 08:52 PM
:banana: cute clean joke! Thanx 4 sharing!