but it only sprouts pennies and you are allergic to copper...what do you do?

hire someone to harvest it, get a crackhead, they will work cheap

Burn it. I hate pennies.

Make my boys harvest...for free

Wear gloves

Fire...beautiful fire...

I would carefully dig it up and place it in a protected forest so our grandchildren can see it.
Pennies will become obsolete if a few short years. I'm looking for a tree or forest of trees that sprout fully loaded debit cards!

rub a genie bottle and wish to crap $100 bills

wassup fly?

that could be painful if you're greedy

Transplant it in the middle of nowhere. If you actually harvest it, that is income tax evasion. Same principal as cultivating maijuanna. Getting popped for having it is a couple years probation and a couple thousand $. The charge of income tax evasion is where Uncle Sam really cornholes you. All financial and property assets will be seized for use by the govt to continue its war against money trees.

Let me put it this way.
1 corn plant equals $6 annually.

1 Cannibis Sativa plant equals $1,800 annually

Good hydroponic clones will produce $6,000 per year per plant.


Money trees exist alright.....and you will be spanked if you don't inform the law so they can be burned.

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