I'm always fascinated by the bizarre specifications people have. Such as seemingly arbitrary age ranges that end on a prime number or something. So what are some of your strange specifications?

1. I have a hard time relating to girls who think that the dialogue Quentin Tarantino writes isn't very good.

Since pulp fiction women hated me because of this guy.. But i did get my last ex to like Death Proof so maybe i'm making progress (Or he is)..

i expect that " a few xtea pounds should not mean a few HUNDERED XTRA POUNDS....

4'ish - I'm looking for a woman that can juggle 4 or 5 oranges. No more, no less.

Mines is i have to have a women who love music..

I can't date Yankee fans. I tried once. I know it's just a game but I'm a rabid Sox fan and it just doesn't bode well to have that intense rivalry in the relationship. Here's a snapshot...

Jeter hits a walk-off. My man starts dancing all over, rubbing it in my face, gloating like no tomorrow and then wants to go make love to celebrate. I resisted slugging him with my Louisville slugger and just threw him out.

Nope, won't make that mistake again! A strange specification but a necessary one for my sanity and his safety.

I agree misswright.. I always ask women do they like all kinds of music & most always say yes i guess so i won't think any different about them but i just want you do be honest.. Anyhoo i always find out eventually because i would invite them to a Jazz club & they would be like 'I don't like that kind of music' .. Plus i like to make out while music is playing & you turning off the music will very well put me out the mood..

12. She has to be a 10th Dan black belt in Ninjutsu.

Bingo Weedsmoker....The great art of Ninjutsu is being lost as the Ninjuts die off at a rate of 20 a day.....Damn shame, really. There are only a few of us left.

I fooled around with a girl who was a Judokan. It was super hot.

The only problem was that her father was a Judo teacher and really didn't like me very much.

26 - Must be ambidextrous.

They have to have at least heard of Lloyd Kaufman.

Speaking in a girlie voice 'Who's Lloyd Kaufman'..

Co-founder of Troma Entertainment, director of such classics as The Toxic Avenger, and Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

"Must own a car with 118 to 127 thousand miles on it. No more, no less."

Must be 6feet or over

must not live in someones elses house--- in a room with a tv and a computer and one dresser and that's where you sit....and sit..,.

No lieing or being a psycho man

lots of hair!!! I love a nice playground!!!!

Their arms MUST NOT touch the ground
when they walk upright.

Awww, gee golly. I'm under 6 ft, I write all day, and I have really long arms.

Shucks...

2. Has to have a pen or pencil on them at all times.

Good one!

Must NOT have been born with a penis (or have one now).