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| Topic: What's your random thought? - part 2 | |
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You can't stop a robbery with a sandwich unless you have Miracle Whip. Your in a pickle with a botched robbery...forgot the bread... |
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Squared away like a soup sandwich.
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happiness makes ya cry...
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I want a pickle.
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I want a pickle. I was thinking I'm hungry until I read your post now I'm thinking I could give you a pickle. |
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Throwing pearls before swine really is an exhausting exercise in futility ...
The olde timers really do have the best one liners that just nail it ... W/ age, wisdom ... |
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I'm really getting tired of people making up things that wasn't in an original story just so they can play Devil's Advocate.
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I'm really getting tired of people making up things that wasn't in an original story just so they can play Devil's Advocate. Doncha hate that when manipulative liars take artistic license (LIES!) on YOUR own story, to the point that the details become completely unrecognizable ... ... Reminding you more of them than anything remotely depictive of your own self or life ... I well KNOW the feelin (((E))) ...  ... Sawwwy that you have been forced to, also ...  Find peace, nothing to do w/ you ... their problems casting drama's shadow ... Walk on! |
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax? I've got some matches, let's test ... 
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The man who just nudged me is hot!!!
Hmmmmmm Oh boy. I smell trouble 
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I'm really getting tired of people making up things that wasn't in an original story just so they can play Devil's Advocate. Doncha hate that when manipulative liars take artistic license (LIES!) on YOUR own story, to the point that the details become completely unrecognizable ... ... Reminding you more of them than anything remotely depictive of your own self or life ... I well KNOW the feelin (((E))) ... ... Sawwwy that you have been forced to, also ... Find peace, nothing to do w/ you ... their problems casting drama's shadow ... Walk on! {{{K}}}  Yep, it's very annoying....**deep breathe in...deep breathe out....walks on** |
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax? Shrek does it.....so I guess the answer is YES!! 
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I'm really getting tired of people making up things that wasn't in an original story just so they can play Devil's Advocate. Doncha hate that when manipulative liars take artistic license (LIES!) on YOUR own story, to the point that the details become completely unrecognizable ... ... Reminding you more of them than anything remotely depictive of your own self or life ... I well KNOW the feelin (((E))) ... ... Sawwwy that you have been forced to, also ... Find peace, nothing to do w/ you ... their problems casting drama's shadow ... Walk on! {{{K}}} Yep, it's very annoying....**deep breathe in...deep breathe out....walks on** We can even skip ...  ... Let us trip the light, truthful fantastic, thusly ...
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If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? Equally: "I'm just sayin'" ... No shite, Sherlock ... And there I thought you were demolishin' a building ... |
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I want a pickle. I was thinking I'm hungry until I read your post now I'm thinking I could give you a pickle. I want a REAL pickle. as in edible. as in previously a cucumber. as in sliceable. |
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I want a pickle. I was thinking I'm hungry until I read your post now I'm thinking I could give you a pickle. I want a REAL pickle. as in edible. as in previously a cucumber. as in sliceable.  
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
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