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why not?
to be or not to be? |
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That all depends on how many bananas you have...
and your answer wasn't really all that "daft"
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your mama's daft.
Why don't you go ask her? |
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she only talks to green things
what are the stars? |
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celebrities
what's my fortune? |
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about seven dollars
what time is it? |
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Somewhere between now and then
Where do all the rejects go? |
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right back to jects of cousre
where's my money? |
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money... what money??
I didn't see any.
If you die in real life, do you die in your dreams?
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you don't, everyone else just gets more alive
(That question actually just blew my mind a little) If I can't see it does that mean it isn't there? |
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It might seem like it doesn't exist, but just thinking about it opens the door to the possibility that it could happen in a parallel dimension.
Oh, and germs, ghosts, and unicorns all exist... What are you not seeing? Maybe you should get an eye exam
hypothetically, if reincarnation were probable, would we actually be our own ancestors? |
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What makes you think we ever even had any?
What makes you think we even are? (we think... or at least I do... therfore I am... what about you?) |
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Isn`t it all about existence?
Why do we exist? |
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To keep the couch from floating to the ceiling.
Can you Charmeuse? |
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Wouldn`t I look kind of funny in a charmeuse?
Do you look good in a charmeuse? |
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no one looks good in a charred moose
when flying, do your arms get tired? |
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No, I bicycle.
Does an Iguana swim? |
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Only with water wings on.
Why can you only find the beginning of a rainbow when the pot of gold is at the end? |
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dem damn leprechauns keep moving the freaking rainbow!
what did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday? |
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That's how he got those reindeer.
While sledding off of a roof, plastic or runner sled? |
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I didn't see any.