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"A fabulous, slim/attractive and highly-educated girl with great sense of humor." I'm not falling for THAT again. "pull my finger" ...IM not falling for that one again 
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"im tired of meeting all the wrong girls!"
Have you thought about changing the bait? |
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"I'm looking for a loving woman that like to have fun halft of the time"
You are right, I don't want to have fun all of the time. It would be redundant. |
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"if u like what u see u can find me"
I hate playing Hide n' Seek. Sorry. |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
on
Thu 10/14/10 09:51 AM
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"I'm a single male,32 years old,living at my parents house."
Still? Strike one. |
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
on
Thu 10/14/10 09:52 AM
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"I'm looking for someone who wants to take care of a guy who's been couped up at his parents house a long time now.I do like it here though.So i'm not in a hurry to move out,unless someome covinces me otherwise."
Strike two and strike three. |
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"I'll read just about anything to further knowledge in my head..."
...because furthering knowledge in other areas of my body has proven to be rather unsuccessful. |
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"Im looking for someone who takes care of themself, who is well rounded.."
I wonder why nobody ever says, "I want a well polished nonagon woman." |
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"well dont have one just to get the weird out of the way would be good"
I have no idea what you are talking about. |
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"im from ******* washington moved to iowa to start new life still waiting for the new life part but all in all moved here about 7 years ago and just one headache after another."
Even turtles move faster than this. |
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"I am Very Laidback And Resrved."
No, no. It's 'laid back and easy going.' You were so close! |
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"I am probably not even really looking for anyone right now, I just joined this a while back for the lulz"
Way to be decisive! |
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"well.... given my propensity for meeting crazy people.... would be nice to find some that are sane."
You too, huh? |
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(Books) "..... pretty much anything that doesnt have sparkly vampires in it and was written for people with an IQ they can't count using just their own fingers and toes."
You lost me at 'IQ'. |
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"There's no moss growing under this stone and I'd like similar."
Translation: "I've just crawled out from under the rock over yonder. Let's date." |
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"ha ok ha its cool all talk if you write me and I'll tell you anything you would like"
Are you simply writing every third word of the conversation that's playing out inside your head? |
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"i bolive that we have to respect the ladies because i born from a lade"
You were born on a cargo ship? |
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"i lookin for a relationship no matter the ages i just need love"
Check Craig's List, I think they may have something for ya' there. |
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"cal 6 the 5 ho 1 jk 27 help 36 cool number to call or text"
Well, it might be IF I knew the area code. |
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"I don't have a lot to offer, But what I offer is alot."
Confucius says... |
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