Nobody ever posts anything (interesting) in here.

So, I figure nobody in Florida has anything (interesting) to say.

Nothing to say = Boring.

Can you prove me wrong?

lets see,on my mothers side of the family we have 10 generations of history in this state

i can't stand seeing "long walks on the beach" cause well i've seen and walked alot of beaches,

surfin on the gulf side of florida sucks

native born floridians are very rare

our new state motto should be "home of the newly wed and barely dead"

and yes i am a true florida cracker

10 generations is impressive.

I don't think I ever heard of a Florida cracker pedigree so pure.

I was born and raised here though.

You're definitely right - Florida natives are very rare.

And on a totally unrelated note - Have you renewed your hunting license?

The snowbirds will be migrating down soon.

oh yeah i need to get me some canadian bacon,thx for the reminder

actually where i live the snow birds never leave they come here to stay cause they buy up the foreclosers here

Hey, has anyone ever heard and/or seen a skunkape (aka - mini bigfoot) around your neck of the woods?



Seriously, if you come across one named Cletus, the mofo owe's me $20, so holla!

I'm like 45 mins south of you...

I agree with all of the above.

I've got idk how many generations, but I know during the slavery period, my relatives had plantations.

I'm full blooded Floridian born and raised.

Surf on either coast is suckish, the East coast is just better SOMETIMES, and usually when we are about to get the **** kicked out of us by a hurricane.

Dirtbike terrain in FL, is deff the best I've come across, we have some of the most amazing supercross tracks I've seen in the nation.

Hi Guys !! hope you guys are doing well. I'm not a cracker but been here since I was 18 mts old. SO DAMN close. RKISIT you live in old person heaven, Springhill was built by retired New yorkers (used to be all cops, and firefighters).
have a good night guys!

So... does anyone wanna pull my finger?!

No but one time me and a bunch of friends heading out on a camping trip where pulled over by the local yocal police, busted tail light ect ect, after they finished citing the driver they warned us to be careful about the Skunkapes out there!!!!!!!!

We all got a good laugh.

You know what 'they' say... the proof is in the "local yocal" pudding!

Which would be you and RKISIT tribbles. Since you both come form generations of crackers.

Here I sit broken hearted... had to $h!t, but only farted.

Spook Hill

Walk it out with an altimeter, it is just an optical illusion WTF!

I am another Native Floridian, dads family came to Orlando in the 1920's from North Georgia, I hate what it has become but at least get out two months to Georgia Hunting and four to Alaska escaping the hot summers here. Life is Good!!

I'm on my 4th life down here. Been through and lived in many states, but FL is the most lived in state I've been lived in.

Maybe I should post more interesting things in this part of the forum. I was born in IN anyway ;)

Get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Yankees WON!

Get you history straight we were not in it so they won nothing over us!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

How about you make a thread and we argue North vs. South. You might not be too happy with the outcome. Let me guess? You fly a Rebel Flag on your pickup?