How To Achieve True Inner Peace.
My therapist told me that the best way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips, a chocolate cake, and a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.
I feel much better already...

Great idea, but lets also throw in, hmmmm, a piece of cheesecake, a piece of wild berry pie warmed up with ice cream on top in a bowl (I'm a sloppy Wench and if the pie's warm enough you have an ice cream lake on a plate that threatens to flood the table), and oh yes, with the cheesecake a very very chocolate fudge brownie with hot fudge sauce (hint: this is better as a meal rather than a dessert). Inner peace as a result, I'm not so sure. Instant gratification? Oh, yeah, I can attest to that!!!!

sounds like we need a gallon of nice cold milk to go with that.

Im hungry now!!

Count me in!