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what happened to our host?
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the hostess with the mostess. she said earlier she would be popping in and out
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chelsea, please, just four hundred billion more chances. i'll change by the time i run out i swear
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-George Burns |
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
-George Burns |
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
-George Burns |
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
-George Burns |
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hope the mingle police aren't around
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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
-George Burns |
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If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
-George Burns |
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-George Burns |
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-George Burns |
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
-George Burns |
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
-George Burns |
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-George Burns |
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
-George Burns |
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
-George Burns |
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