"can v b friends?, i must say ur cleavage is very nice."
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
where the hell is this cleavage he's seeing.
anyways.
it's meant to be ladies and gentlemen.
i HAVE to marry stephen colbert.
i have the school's newspaper.
it's pretty old.
so i was using it to cover my desk while i worked on my project.
it was messy and such so i was going to throw it out.
i flip it over and who do i see.
mister stephen colbert's gorgeous face.
XD
he's just there.
next to an ad for some restaurant around here.
there's no article on him.
nothing is being stated about him.
they just decided to put his face on there.
he's definitely going on my wall.
this just made my day.

Congratulations!!

Pleeease let me be a bridesmaid!!!!

receptions great place to meet women

why thank you.
you guys shall both be in the wedding.

I best be in the wedding.
I have tons of stories to tell!

Can I ride with you Dubz? We can cruise the crowd for our future mates!

don't worry.
you're included.
for the maid of honor,
i think i'm changing it up.
i want a best man.
man of honor?
idk.
but he shall be kc.
homies fo life.

sweet!

Now I just need to find a date.

How do you feel about bears?

Congrats and good luck!!!!!!!

An American syndicated entertainment and gossip news television show is reporting that Stephen Tyrone Colbert (an American political satirist, writer, comedian and television host) has been spotted by fans recently exiting The Ivy with Neil Patrick Harris.

(warning: do not believe everything you read)

Dibs on being the stripper for the bachelorette party!

I hope you don't cancel on his azz

i would NEVER cancel on him.

Are you still bitter Romeo?

I'll hold your towel for you Krupa

I would love to know where you got your eyes....would love to get me a pair of those

Thanks doll! Very sweet of you! Normally I just drape it across my johnson but, if this is gonna be a paying gig, I will need my full range of motion.