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Topic: 8 dumb mistakes men make with women
krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 12/10/10 07:41 PM
Ok........ Before I rip into the other 7...there is something that I need to know.... The Toilet So....do women go into the bathroom...no light on...and just sit without even putting thier hands down to seat themselves? You dont have your hands full with the newspaper (no lights) Are you carrying snacks and a drink? What the hell are you doing with your hands when you blindly sit down on a seat with a trap door in pitch dark blackness? I know exactly where my toilet is and still I put down a hand to seat myself in the middle of the night. There is no damned way that all women are so graceful that they dont got to guide themselves onto the throne. There is no excuse for falling into the toilet except for having a brain fart and being a dumb*** in private.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Fri 12/10/10 07:45 PM
I don't think I ever put my hands down to sit on the toilet. I just sit.

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Fri 12/10/10 07:45 PM
Ok........ Before I rip into the other 7...there is something that I need to know.... The Toilet So....do women go into the bathroom...no light on...and just sit without even putting thier hands down to seat themselves? You dont have your hands full with the newspaper (no lights) Are you carrying snacks and a drink? What the hell are you doing with your hands when you blindly sit down on a seat with a trap door in pitch dark blackness? I know exactly where my toilet is and still I put down a hand to seat myself in the middle of the night. There is no damned way that all women are so graceful that they dont got to guide themselves onto the throne. There is no excuse for falling into the toilet except for having a brain fart and being a dumb*** in private. You're so gentle in your criticisms, Kruppa!

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Fri 12/10/10 07:47 PM
I don't think I ever put my hands down to sit on the toilet. I just sit. Seriously? What if the maid cleaned and accidentally left the seat up? I think this whole problem could be solved if people would just put nightlights in the bathroom. It works for me!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 12/10/10 07:47 PM
I don't think I ever put my hands down to sit on the toilet. I just sit. Then you are like Yoda. do you like slowly levitate down? What do you do with your hands? Just let them hang zombie style? Mime in a glass box? I really wanna know.

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Fri 12/10/10 07:49 PM
I don't think I ever put my hands down to sit on the toilet. I just sit. Then you are like Yoda. do you like slowly levitate down? What do you do with your hands? Just let them hang zombie style? Mime in a glass box? I really wanna know. I wanna know too!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 12/10/10 07:56 PM
Ok........ Before I rip into the other 7...there is something that I need to know.... The Toilet So....do women go into the bathroom...no light on...and just sit without even putting thier hands down to seat themselves? You dont have your hands full with the newspaper (no lights) Are you carrying snacks and a drink? What the hell are you doing with your hands when you blindly sit down on a seat with a trap door in pitch dark blackness? I know exactly where my toilet is and still I put down a hand to seat myself in the middle of the night. There is no damned way that all women are so graceful that they dont got to guide themselves onto the throne. There is no excuse for falling into the toilet except for having a brain fart and being a dumb*** in private. yup singme is correct - also mama taught me to NEVER touch the toilet seat - to this day - never do

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Fri 12/10/10 08:00 PM
I don't think I ever put my hands down to sit on the toilet. I just sit. Seriously? What if the maid cleaned and accidentally left the seat up? I think this whole problem could be solved if people would just put nightlights in the bathroom. It works for me! If I had a maid, perhaps that would be an issue, but I don't have that problem.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Fri 12/10/10 08:01 PM Edited by singmesweet on Fri 12/10/10 08:01 PM
I don't think I ever put my hands down to sit on the toilet. I just sit. Then you are like Yoda. do you like slowly levitate down? What do you do with your hands? Just let them hang zombie style? Mime in a glass box? I really wanna know. They just sit there, too. I never really even considered that people use their hands to sit down on the toilet. You guys are weird!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 12/10/10 08:01 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal?

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 12/10/10 08:05 PM
Ha! We are "wierd"!?!?!?!?! You gals use some kinda ovarian sonar to guide you in in total darkness. THAT is wierd.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Fri 12/10/10 08:05 PM Edited by Seakolony on Fri 12/10/10 08:06 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal? Grabbing the dam toilet paper.........duhhhhhhhhhhh......and I check the seat position

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 12/10/10 08:07 PM
My kinda girl A.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 12/10/10 08:10 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal? this should remain a strange & wonderful feminine mystery

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 12/10/10 08:13 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal? this should remain a strange & wonderful feminine mystery Oh I am callin BS on that one!!!! Just confess....you play with your boobs just like every guy would if we had boobs.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 12/10/10 08:21 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal? this should remain a strange & wonderful feminine mystery Oh I am callin BS on that one!!!! Just confess....you play with your boobs just like every guy would if we had boobs. only when they r being positioned - sound familiar?

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Fri 12/10/10 08:28 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal? this should remain a strange & wonderful feminine mystery Oh I am callin BS on that one!!!! Just confess....you play with your boobs just like every guy would if we had boobs. Absolutely true. I once had a friend with moobs (man boobs). He fondled his moobs all the time.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 12/10/10 08:47 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal? this should remain a strange & wonderful feminine mystery Oh I am callin BS on that one!!!! Just confess....you play with your boobs just like every guy would if we had boobs. Oh, and no BS - it's true - there's only so much a woman should tell a man...about feminine stuff - keeps 'em confused & horny

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Fri 12/10/10 09:01 PM
Dont touch the toilet seat? unless you are peeing on it....ok still, ya flop right onto it. Doesnt answer the question........what are your hands doing through the process of gently alighting like a goddess on a pedastal? My hands aren't doing anything.

josie68 Joined Mon 11/22/10 Posts: 6270	Sat 12/11/10 06:04 AM
Ok........ Before I rip into the other 7...there is something that I need to know.... The Toilet So....do women go into the bathroom...no light on...and just sit without even putting thier hands down to seat themselves? You dont have your hands full with the newspaper (no lights) Are you carrying snacks and a drink? What the hell are you doing with your hands when you blindly sit down on a seat with a trap door in pitch dark blackness? I know exactly where my toilet is and still I put down a hand to seat myself in the middle of the night. There is no damned way that all women are so graceful that they dont got to guide themselves onto the throne. There is no excuse for falling into the toilet except for having a brain fart and being a dumb*** in private. Oh Yuck why would I want to touch a toilet seat in the dark, Yucky , y 4 boys always put the seat down