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Sex is not the answer.....sex is the question,yes is the answer
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark............
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Time wounds all heels.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.......
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Edited by
red_lace
on
Fri 01/14/11 03:55 PM
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If tomatoes are considered fruits, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
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Never ask the universe, "What else can go wrong?" You might just find out.
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Make sure when your arguing with a fool , that their not doing the same thing.
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Life is like an BUTT. Your either covering it , laughing it off , kissing it , kicking it , busting it , trying to get a piece of it , behaving like one or you live with one
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Make sure when your arguing with a fool , that their not doing the same thing. shut up |
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did." |
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Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile your face when you push them down the stairs.
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should never look down on anyone unless they are giving u head
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Question: Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
Question: Why is a boxing ring square? Today's Pun: Gravity, it's always putting everyone down. Happy Tuesday everyone  - Rhys |
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if ya cant lov yourself then how ya gonna love somebody else
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Some people are just like toilet bowls. Full of crap, piss you off, but easily flushed out of your life.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car  Love it |
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How scary would the earth be if Ostriches could fly?......
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what seems to be the officer problem? i swear to drunk im not god!
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