Put bumper stickers on all the guys rides at work that said "Cowboys Butts, Drive me nuts"

Took a small piece of fiberglass insulation....unrolled about three feet of toilet paper and rubbed the fiberglass all over it then rolled it back up and waited for the unwanted room mate to stink up my bathroom instead of using the guest bathroom......

Nothing like fiberglass needles in the sphincter to start your day.

:)

This !!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You are purely evil krupa :-)

What's your point?

:)

hahahahaha
The pureness, of course :-)

And a lot less strain on the brain!

The beauty is it takes a few minutes to realize that something is wrong....My roomy said...."Dude! My @$$ is ITCHING!!!"

I just asked..."What did you eat last night?"

He spent 4 days furiously scratching his @## and inflammed it bad.

Didn't stop him from using my bathroom....but it was a sweet revenge.

My side hurts . Too funny!!

my buddy was mad at his sister she had this yellow bottle of perfume he poured it out and pissed in it

(a buddy who liked to play A LOT of.... LAME... practical jokes....vaseline on the phone type of stuff)

One night he got SO drunk. Me and 3 other friends yelled "Tommy's Run and Lean Tos"! (Going towards Huntington Beach, CA for "The Best" burgers in So Cal.....and camping at the beach for surf session in the morning).

Dude passed out after his burger. We went to Rosarito Beach, BC Baja CA MEXICO.

He paddled out after his "2nd" wave and said, "WTF DUDE! This ain't Huntington you *&^%s! I gotta work tonight!"

I didn't do this but it is funny...

A real dink head was harassing me at work and made me cry...so my buddy took a smoke break and dumped an entire bottle of "doe in heat" pee in his unlocked car...the kicker was at lunch we were all sitting around the table eating lunch (jerk included) when my buddy started singing "doe a deer a female deer...ray a drop of golden sun!"

Whole bunch of us woke up oblivious sleep deprived friend after he fell asleep at the party about 3AM. "John! Man! You gotta get up Hurry! You are late for class! Hurry! Hurry!"

He was so flustered and out of it. Put his pant on over his PJs and ran out of the dorm. Took him about 2 blocks to realize it was still the middle of the night.....

Whole bunch of us woke up oblivious sleep deprived friend after he fell asleep at the party about 3AM. "John! Man! You gotta get up Hurry! You are late for class! Hurry! Hurry!"

He was so flustered and out of it. Put his pant on over his PJs and ran out of the dorm. Took him about 2 blocks to realize it was still the middle of the night.....

Cornier than Kansas Chica!

(in Cheech Marin singing voice)
Doe..I need...to get my weed from
Ray...the dealer up the street
Mi...the dude, who's getting stoned
Fa...Q if you don't pich in
So...get it together Bro
La...la la la later Dude
Ti...you when you get jour funds

Wheeech brings mi back to doe

back in high school the roughnecks in chess club used to pick on me all the time, so one time i went into the classroom before they did and moved all the pawn pieces. they never caught on to what i had done hee hee hee

hahahaha 'Fa'

Haaaaaaaaahahahaha
"Chess Bullies"


hahahahahaha

My brother in law owns a auto repair shop and some guy brought his car in to fix but decided it cost to much so just gave him the title. In the trunk was a blow up doll so I took it a girlfriends house and taped to her flag pole in the front yard. So every time the wind blew the doll waved. It was really hard to keep a straight face when she was trying to figure out who did it.

hi everyone, had a really nervous/type guy i worked with that was always bumming cigarettes even tho he had money to buy them. put cig loads in everyother one in a pack and gave them to him. he was a wreck by the end of the day
he never bummed again

2/3...of FAB