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Straight up Troublebug, if i was there as well, I would've busted out my kickboxing moves on his ash...be like now is the best time for you to leave...., Josie, telling him you had 6 kids didnt work, I am surprised, no offense. I have 3...next time try telling him your husband is a 6'4 black man. That tends to get the job done too.  
No, the kids dont scare anyone off, I'm not sure why, i think it's becaue they are so friendly and run around working so they probalby look useful. I think I will try putting the picture of Anaconda and I out the front with me, maybe they will get the hint. 
yep, i am single mother and wear a fake wedding ring, even if i forget it, i just say, oh sorry, i am married, I had a gross guy trying to pimp on me at work tonight, he even purposely brushed my hand and then caressed it...i pulled it back and said excuse you...then he stood across from me for a bit and tried giving me the flirty eye....waiting to catch my attention...i gave him the snarled elvis lip, as though i was grossed out, and I was, quite frankly. |
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Straight up Troublebug, if i was there as well, I would've busted out my kickboxing moves on his ash...be like now is the best time for you to leave...., Josie, telling him you had 6 kids didnt work, I am surprised, no offense. I have 3...next time try telling him your husband is a 6'4 black man. That tends to get the job done too.
No, the kids dont scare anyone off, I'm not sure why, i think it's becaue they are so friendly and run around working so they probalby look useful. I think I will try putting the picture of Anaconda and I out the front with me, maybe they will get the hint.
yep, i am single mother and wear a fake wedding ring, even if i forget it, i just say, oh sorry, i am married, I had a gross guy trying to pimp on me at work tonight, he even purposely brushed my hand and then caressed it...i pulled it back and said excuse you...then he stood across from me for a bit and tried giving me the flirty eye....waiting to catch my attention...i gave him the snarled elvis lip, as though i was grossed out, and I was, quite frankly. 
I so wish I could do that but i get nervous and start to smile and giggle. The only way i can get out of it is to dissapear and put someone else in the office.. Wish i just cried when i got nervous, hmmm or got hives or a bright red rash, that would work
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Get a liger, that'll keep everyone away. LOL
Yep it definately would,keep the drongos away 
just not sure what my parents would say if the motel went broke, somehow i think they might become a little upset with me. 
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Get a rifle and hang it on the wall at the back of your counter, so that every time a douche like that comes, just point at the gun and tell him that's actually loaded and you know how to use it.
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thinks he is Gods gift to women.
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thinks he is Gods gift to women.
Haha! nice one, bro! 
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thinks he is Gods gift to women.
Haha! nice one, bro!
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One good way is to tell him U are H.I.V. positive and have an STD U caught at the same time and that U only have unprotected sex because U are allergic to latex!!! If that doesnt scare him away Id be REALLY worried!!!
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One good way is to tell him U are H.I.V. positive and have an STD U caught at the same time and that U only have unprotected sex because U are allergic to latex!!! If that doesnt scare him away Id be REALLY worried!!!
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Get a liger, that'll keep everyone away. LOL
Yep it definately would,keep the drongos away
just not sure what my parents would say if the motel went broke, somehow i think they might become a little upset with me.
Oh yeah, good point. 
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Ok...look....
This is all Josies fault! Deny it all you want woman.... Here is the problem...you are drop dead gorgeous. You can't blame any dude for trying to put the moves on you. I got no use for kids but, I doubt your herd of hump trophies would dissuade me from whipping out my best lines on ya. Now, to rectify this situation..here are a few suggestions... Wear a Mumu Don't brush your hair when you get up. (even better...put it in rollers) Leave your morning eye boogers in place. Grow a mustache and triple your weight. Spit when you talk. Eat lots of cabbage and hard boiled eggs and fart ALOT. Don't shave ANYTHING. If you follow these simple tips....I am sure you will find that jerks hitting on you will be a thing of the past. You are welcome. |
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Ok I have just been sitting here being nice to some jerk who thinks he is Gods gift to women. He just openly told me he had left his wife and 10 month old child, he bagged out the poor new girlfriend who was paying for his room, although she isnt here, and then calmly says he's going back to his wife, BUT if I would like to make a go of it, he would put it off to see how we worked out, After all I had everything he wanted , a family a good job blah blah blah, Oh and of course i am apparently so beautiful and a princess..Oh my gosh I think I am going to vomit.
 Apparantly the fact that i am engaged makes no difference as jerk boy is here and my fiancee is not.
Am I The only one who meets these drop kicks as the novelty is really beginning to wear off.
I would love to hear your stories. If he doesn't ask, how can he know? |
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Ok I have just been sitting here being nice to some jerk who thinks he is Gods gift to women. He just openly told me he had left his wife and 10 month old child, he bagged out the poor new girlfriend who was paying for his room, although she isnt here, and then calmly says he's going back to his wife, BUT if I would like to make a go of it, he would put it off to see how we worked out, After all I had everything he wanted , a family a good job blah blah blah, Oh and of course i am apparently so beautiful and a princess..Oh my gosh I think I am going to vomit.
Apparantly the fact that i am engaged makes no difference as jerk boy is here and my fiancee is not.
Am I The only one who meets these drop kicks as the novelty is really beginning to wear off.
I would love to hear your stories. If he doesn't ask, how can he know? He asked, She told, He persisted.....nuff said. |
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