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Topic: Freaky Headlines need proof reading.
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Wed 03/23/11 04:47 PM
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter"


...I'm trying to imagine how..

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Wed 03/23/11 04:47 PM
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says "


...Really? Ya Think?

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Wed 03/23/11 04:48 PM
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers "


...a bit severe I think..

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Wed 03/23/11 04:49 PM
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"


...what a guy!

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Wed 03/23/11 04:50 PM
I like those..thats a good chuckle

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Wed 03/23/11 04:50 PM
Miners Refuse to Work after Death "


...zombies on strike.

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Wed 03/23/11 04:51 PM
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"


...if that doesn't work they'll just hang him.

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Wed 03/23/11 04:52 PM
War Dims Hope for Peace "


... I hate it when that happens..

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Wed 03/23/11 04:52 PM
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"


...Ya think?

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Wed 03/23/11 04:53 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Wed 03/23/11 04:54 PM
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"


...I would have never thought of that..

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Wed 03/23/11 04:54 PM
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide"


... I'd suspect that too. smokin

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Wed 03/23/11 04:55 PM
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges "


...damn that's strong tape!

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Wed 03/23/11 04:56 PM
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge "


...I would think the lighting would have been enough charge...

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Wed 03/23/11 04:58 PM
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group "


...I guess the first group was not fat enough..

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Wed 03/23/11 04:58 PM
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"


...He said, "I farted."

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Wed 03/23/11 04:59 PM
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks "


...yeh I like mine extra crispy.

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Wed 03/23/11 05:00 PM
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"


... how horrible. It pays to stay in school

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Wed 03/23/11 05:00 PM
Edited by wux on Wed 03/23/11 05:04 PM

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter"


...I'm trying to imagine how..



You need a good bible-expert to tackle this one.

"If you are of this generation, you are not of this generation, because this generation will see the Son of man in all his power and gory go up to the heavens, and you won't see that, as guaranteed in the 21st century, so in order to make no liar or goof out of me, you must concede you are not you.", Matthew, 26.

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Wed 03/23/11 05:01 PM
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"


...man that's really tall!

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Wed 03/23/11 05:02 PM
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead "


....frown


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