What's that? You want to be spammed with nudges? I'm on it. :P

go for it.

I would, but I have to get to work now. Maybe I'll set up a macro to do it when I get home.

That's a good question. How do you know if you are gay?

If I wanted to know my sex, I would look at my genitalia. If I was shy, I'd look at my driver's licence. If I can't drive, then there is no reason to have a sex, after all.

But where on your body do you look for a sign of gay?

A lot of European men like to have sex with each other, but if you call them gay, they make castanettes out of your testicles already.

So they are not gay.

Who is gay? A man with an empty closet? Or a man with good looks and perfect hygiene? Or a man who makes lewd penis jokes all the time.

I actually don't care. All I know is that I am addicted to the TV show South Park. It's a helluva show for you, guys.