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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 04/21/11 01:27 PM
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A guy is in a Chinese restaurant eating a bowl of soup when he suddenly stands up and rushes out.
The Chinese waiter chases him down the road with a meat cleaver in his hand shouting, "Hey. You no pay. You no pay!" The guy shouts back at him , "Up yours!" The Chinese waiter notices that the guy who is quite some way ahead of him, runs into the local house of ill repute. He follows the man in, and says to the owner, "Where he go. Where he go?" Seeing the meat cleaver in his hand, she decides to tell him. she doesn't envy the idea of maybe ending up herself on the menu. "Up the stairs, second room on the right." The Chinese waiter rushes up the stairs and bursts into the room where he sees a naked hooker with her legs spread at 9.15 the guy who is also naked and has his head between her legs. "HEY. why you no pay?????" He shouts. The guy extricates his head from between the girls legs and says, "There was a hair in my soup!" "But you have a mouthful of hair there!" Says the Chinaman. "Yeah," Replies the guy. "And if I find a noodle in there, SHE ain't getting paid either!"   
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